May 22nd, 2007, 04:04 PM
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Jessica Alba says her looks can be deceiving.
"People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork," 26, says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy – like, super goofy."
Not that she's knocking her looks, which first made her famous on the 2000-02 TV series Dark Angel. "I had womanly curves at a young age," she says. "Usually kid actors are a few years older than the roles they play. I was two or three years younger."
She also owns up to having a strong rebellious streak. "I love challenging authority," she says. "It probably wasn't easy being my parents. The second somebody says no to me is the second I'm going to jump up and say yes."
Still, she'd like to have kids one day, though she says she might adopt because it could take a while to find the right man. "I'm not the easiest person to hang with," she says. "I'm away a lot, and it's an unconventional life. But if I could find a partner, that would be best. I probably won't have kids without one."
Though Alba dates Cash Warren, she admits to a crush on former Tennessee congressman Harold Ford Jr. "He is so cute, he's adorable, and he's single," she says. "I went to one of his fund-raisers."
When she does settle down, she wants it to be for keeps: "My parents taught me about unconditional love, because you have your ups and downs, but you stick through it. I learned a lot from that, and I know that kind of love is possible. ... My parents made a forever commitment, and I know that's what I want."
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Jessica Alba Says She's Really a 'Dork' - Jessica Alba : People.com
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May 22nd, 2007, 04:05 PM
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Will somebody please shut this dumb bitch up?
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May 22nd, 2007, 04:08 PM
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She needs a lot of attention. I'm a dork...look at me. It sucks being known for being so hot...look at me.
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May 22nd, 2007, 04:51 PM
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Don't insult us, Jessica. I'm a dork. YOU are not a dork. You can't be in our club. Bitch, please.
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May 22nd, 2007, 05:16 PM
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That should be: Jessica Alba: "I'm self-absorbed"
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May 22nd, 2007, 05:20 PM
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Usually when a celebrity craps on about what a dork they are, it's really code for "I know, I am a hot sexy bitch.."
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May 22nd, 2007, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs
Usually when a celebrity craps on about what a dork they are, it's really code for "I know, I am a hot sexy bitch.."
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Or "I'm smart too".
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May 22nd, 2007, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by bite me spidey
That should be: Jessica Alba: "I'm self-absorbed"
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Well done.
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May 22nd, 2007, 07:11 PM
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Can she spell dork? As a proud nerd/dork/geek, I am offended this airheaded bimbo thinks she qualifies.
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May 23rd, 2007, 10:42 AM
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"I'm not the easiest person to hang with," she says. "I'm away a lot, and it's an unconventional life. But if I could find a partner, that would be best. I probably won't have kids without one."
What? I didn't know she was gay.
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May 23rd, 2007, 10:56 AM
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Funny. If she were truly a dork, she would know the first rule of dorkiness is that you ARE easy to hang with.
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May 23rd, 2007, 12:43 PM
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"People think of me as just a sexy girl," the self-described "dork," 26, says in the June issue of InStyle, "but I'm really goofy – like, super goofy."
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Arrggh. Then why the hell is she constantly posing for pictures in bikinis.
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May 23rd, 2007, 12:57 PM
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I wonder if she can be caught with a corndog?
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May 23rd, 2007, 01:03 PM
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People who are actually goofy would never call themselves "super goofy."
Yeah, people just think of me as a hot sexy girl, too. It's SO not fair.
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May 23rd, 2007, 01:30 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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Someone needs to mash her potato
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