May 20th, 2007, 10:17 PM
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Paris Hilton plans to pen jail diary
PARIS HILTON is to pen a prison diary — and hopes it will make her millions.
The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account after she serves her 23-day sentence for driving while banned.
A source said: “There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals.
“She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.”
Paris must report to Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles by June 5 after dropping an appeal.
Source thesun.co.uk
what a retard
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May 20th, 2007, 10:46 PM
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Oh yes! I can see it now! Dear Direy: Today I suffered through yet another unbearble experence. My nail polish is chipped in 3 places. Nobody knows the sorrow and pane I feel. The meals are all high carb-like I'm going to touch that. The bed is worse than sleeping on deck. This shade of orange is disgusting and when I get out I will devote my life to designing my own line of prison wear for young women inmates, locked up in the prime of life. This is all I can bare to write for 1 day, they took away my Tifany pen and this is causing calusous.
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May 20th, 2007, 10:47 PM
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the jailhouse diaries.
The new paris autobiography, which will make her even more of an anti hero and "role model" for impressionable and celebrity crazed zombies in our society.
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May 20th, 2007, 11:35 PM
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Dear Diary,
Its a good thing I swing both ways and most of the inmates in here already have herpes.
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May 20th, 2007, 11:36 PM
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Oh so now she's going to stay in the entire 23 days just so she can write some shit pulp and make a bunch of money off it? Color me surprised. 
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May 21st, 2007, 12:33 AM
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 OH.MY.GOD.
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May 21st, 2007, 12:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by crackho
Dear Diary,
Its a good thing I swing both ways and most of the inmates in here already have herpes.
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May 21st, 2007, 01:17 AM
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Since Paris probably can't read or write, her diary should prove to be a testament to the functionally illiterate. Maybe Bush can lend her his copy of 'My Pet Goat.'
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May 21st, 2007, 01:34 AM
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at crackho and kingcap
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May 21st, 2007, 03:04 AM
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Blah, so first it will be the book then we will have to have the movie starring Paris 
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May 21st, 2007, 03:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DevilDoll2025
PARIS HILTON The heiress, 26, plans to sell the blow-by-blow account
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Yeah, a blow-job by blow-job account - I can see that....
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May 21st, 2007, 06:56 AM
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A source said: “There will be details of clashes with prisoners ...
She's being segregated, so there won't be any contact with the other prisoners. She'll have to make that part up. Maybe she can watch The Shawshank Redemption beforehand.
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May 21st, 2007, 07:12 AM
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dire dairy - like this so totaly sux i hayt it but im gunna sta like totaly away from the otha gurls they hayt me becoz im hot an they r so not hot and also they r pore peeple ew gross
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stopp fucking talkin bout michael jackson you azz h0le! bitch ghet a fucknn lyfe bitch!
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May 21st, 2007, 07:27 AM
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May 21st, 2007, 08:09 AM
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Ode to Me. A short story: Princess alone in her 8 x 10 cell.
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Enjoy yourselves bitches!
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