May 18th, 2007, 01:04 PM
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It appears that the epic romance of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer has run its course. Please ... contain your surprise.
As first reported by Perez Hilton, Jess and John have indeed split. TMZ cameras caught a solo Mayer at NYC hotspot Stereo last night, looking just fine on his own. Get in line ladies, he's single again.
As for the reason for the, er, bustup, a rep for John refused to comment on the Grammy winner's personal life, as did Jess' rep.
Could it be because he's on the Time 100 Most Influential list having conversations with presidential hopeful John Edwards while she's pushing her hair extensions? Hmmm...
Some things just weren't meant to last.
TMZ.com
Thank Goodness... just when Joe had given his approval too! 
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May 18th, 2007, 01:06 PM
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 <--- Me being shocked.
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May 18th, 2007, 01:07 PM
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just read this on some other site...no one's publicists have confirmed anything yet
but its not like this is a shock to anyone, we all thought it was a fake relationship anyway
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May 18th, 2007, 01:18 PM
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I wonder how long it will take her to go back to blonde since they have split.
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May 18th, 2007, 01:19 PM
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At the hairdresser's as we write? 
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May 18th, 2007, 01:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetie
I wonder how long it will take her to go back to blonde since they have split.
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Bet she's at the hairdressers this very minute!
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May 18th, 2007, 01:22 PM
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Hope so, some girls just aren't meant to be brunette!
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May 18th, 2007, 01:23 PM
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She'll go back to being a blonde bimbo now she doesn't have to look semi-intelligent and "deep" now she's not with him.
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May 18th, 2007, 01:33 PM
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As everyone knows, no real relationship here anyway, other than hooker to john. With papa Joe and/or whoever is in charge of Mayer's career as officiating pimps.
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May 18th, 2007, 01:36 PM
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This will sound evil, but: HAHAHA, Messica!  After the way she treated her husband Nick, a good man who i believe truly loved her, i was enjoying it when she was single & lonely, while Nick has moved on with a better chick. Now apparently she's back to being single & (probably) lonely, and hopefully regretful. I just don't like her.(not that i know her!) (Wow this post makes me sound mean! Oh well...)
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May 18th, 2007, 01:51 PM
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Somewhere Nick is rolling over in bed and looking at Vanessa Minillo and thanking God that Jessica isn't his problem anymore. I know I would be.
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May 18th, 2007, 01:52 PM
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I think it makes you sound intelligent GoldDust. 
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May 18th, 2007, 02:49 PM
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Maybe she will get back in shape now and stop looking like some washed up, bloated, faded, beauty queen.
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May 18th, 2007, 02:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DVS_one
Get in line ladies, he's single again.
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This is the only puzzling part of the story.
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May 18th, 2007, 03:01 PM
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