May 17th, 2007, 04:16 AM
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Jodie Marsh launches husband search
The Celebrity Big Brother star is embarking on a nationwide search for a husband-to-be.
Cameras will follow her progress - which will climax in a fairytale wedding live on TV. The Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle? show will be screened on MTV this summer.
Marsh, 28, launched her search in typically understated style.
She stood atop a giant wedding cake in London's Leicester Square, wearing a white belt in place of a bra and clutching a bridal bouquet.
Marsh's previous conquests include playboy Calum Best, singer Dane Bowers, nightclub boss Fran Cosgrave and Kenzie from Blazin' Squad.
She explained: I'm fed up with going out with complete losers. I've been out with my fair share, none of whom have lasted more than five minutes, so I've decided to take drastic action," she said.
"I'm desperate to settle down with the man of my dreams so I'm launching a nationwide search to find a fella, but not just a boyfriend. I'm on the look out for a husband."
Marsh will tour the country auditioning would-be Mr Marshes. Hopefuls must fill out an online application form at Marry Me Jodie Marsh and answer a list of questions including "Tell me about the best sex you ever had! Where and when?" and "What do you like about me?"
Auditions begin in London on Sunday. Marsh will also visit Edinburgh, Sheffield, Birmingham, Cardiff and Bournemouth. Full details are available from the website.
Marry Me Jodie Marsh
Jodie Marsh launches husband search - Yahoo! News UK
Hee hee! For anyone who doesn't know who she is here's a pic
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May 17th, 2007, 04:20 AM
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Is she calling Calum Best a "complete loser?" Tsk, tsk. And I'm sure many men will "take her up the aisle" but not in the sense she appears to mean.
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May 17th, 2007, 04:29 AM
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Ha! I can't believe that they can get away with that title!!  I know it's wrong but I have a terrible feeling that I'll be tuning in to this car-crash of a programme... 
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May 17th, 2007, 04:31 AM
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Yeah the title is ridiculous!
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May 17th, 2007, 05:44 AM
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...and good luck to HER...Don't think she will attract a good sort. Trash attacts more trash IMO.
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May 17th, 2007, 09:39 AM
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great title. hope she finds a man!
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May 17th, 2007, 09:46 AM
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She loves wearing a belt as a bra.
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May 17th, 2007, 10:05 AM
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Nice picture, looks painful. can't imagine why she's single..
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May 17th, 2007, 10:12 AM
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What's the difference between her and that Jordan fool? Honestly, sometimes I'm absolutely disgusted at the so-called celebrities that are famous for nothing here in the U.S., but then I just look across the pond...I have to say the celeb culture there is even worse.
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May 17th, 2007, 10:12 AM
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the other fool already has a husband or she would be doing a stupid show like this?
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May 17th, 2007, 10:15 AM
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Jordan (katie price) is a very clever business woman even though most her money came from getting her baps out...Marsh on the other hand is a walking STD who has made her name by sleeping with anything with a pulse and then selling her story.
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May 17th, 2007, 11:02 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabularosa
Is she calling Calum Best a "complete loser?" Tsk, tsk. And I'm sure many men will "take her up the aisle" but not in the sense she appears to mean.
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May 17th, 2007, 01:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fabularosa
Is she calling Calum Best a "complete loser?" Tsk, tsk. And I'm sure many men will "take her up the aisle" but not in the sense she appears to mean.
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My first thought was they should call it "Jodie Marsh, Who'll Take It Up The A**"...
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May 17th, 2007, 02:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ManxMouse
What's the difference between her and that Jordan fool? Honestly, sometimes I'm absolutely disgusted at the so-called celebrities that are famous for nothing here in the U.S., but then I just look across the pond...I have to say the celeb culture there is even worse.
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Like wot MissKat said - but my answer was going to be that Jordan has class, Jodie Marsh doesn't......
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May 17th, 2007, 02:27 PM
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Personally my advice to her would be to engage first of all in the search of a jacket.
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