Patty Hearst delivers an old-school smackdown to Paris Hilton

greysfang · May 14th, 2007, 09:50 AM

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Patty Hearst Thinks Paris' Cellmates Need the Help

TMZ is becoming the go to place for "celebrities" to send their letters about Paris Hilton. First Candy Spelling and now Patty Hearst. Patty wrote in to TMZ to clear the rumors that she wrote an open letter to the piece of trash. Patty wrote:

Dear TMZ,

Imagine my surprise upon learning of the "advice" I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about.

However, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

OK, that wasn't nice. But seriously, if Paris really wants my advice it's this: Read Candy Spelling's letter several times and take her advice to heart.

--Patricia Hearst

If Patty really wrote this than she gets props! I never thought about the poor inmates that will have to deal with Paris. She's right we should all petition on getting relief for those poor saps. But something tells me those butch dykes can handle themselves.

People really shouldn't mess with this chick, she knows how to handle automatic weapons and shit.

buttmunch · May 14th, 2007, 01:03 PM

It seems a bit cruel to kick Paris while she's down. Patty Hearst is too old and should be far more refined. Then again, maybe the SLA made her do it.

kingcap72 · May 14th, 2007, 02:05 PM

Well, if anybody remembers what it's like to be young, rich, and a national joke it's Patty Hearst. Paris should be taking notes.

As far as Herpes Hilton's cellmates go, if they can't handle the likes of her, then they're not as ghetto-fabulous and trailer park tough as they think.

SunShine23 · May 14th, 2007, 03:06 PM

well a reporter on Larry King claimed she was giving Paris advice. She doesn't want to be associated with this at all, so she sends a statement. cruel to kick paris when she's down? i believe she deserves it.

darksithbunny · May 14th, 2007, 03:07 PM

Now that Patty mentions it, I do feel sorry for the fellow inmates.

ashley_hm2005 · May 14th, 2007, 03:28 PM

Can someone tell me who Patty Hearst is?

doriangray · May 14th, 2007, 03:31 PM

patty hearst:

Patty Hearst - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

paris may surprise us all when she exits prison and demands to be known as big momma. all the gals in the big house have nothin but spec for our girl.

Elisa · May 14th, 2007, 04:20 PM

Go Patty!!

cheray · May 14th, 2007, 10:08 PM

Paris will come out of jail with attitude and a plan to rob a bank. She will last 3 days on the outside and then be sent straight back. You just cant rob banks in heels. Doesnt make for a fast getaway.

angelais · May 14th, 2007, 10:16 PM

When is she supposed to be booked in anyway? (This is if her jail time isn't converted to community service or something - which I bet will happen.)

May 14th, 2007, 01:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
buttmunch Friend of Gossip Rocks! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Uranus Posts: 31,918	It seems a bit cruel to kick Paris while she's down. Patty Hearst is too old and should be far more refined. Then again, maybe the SLA made her do it. __________________ 'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis

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darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,023	Now that Patty mentions it, I do feel sorry for the fellow inmates. __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

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angelais Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Jon Hamm's pants Posts: 10,510	When is she supposed to be booked in anyway? (This is if her jail time isn't converted to community service or something - which I bet will happen.) __________________

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kingcap72 Elite Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: 10 miles from Pootie Tang Posts: 21,919	Well, if anybody remembers what it's like to be young, rich, and a national joke it's Patty Hearst. Paris should be taking notes. As far as Herpes Hilton's cellmates go, if they can't handle the likes of her, then they're not as ghetto-fabulous and trailer park tough as they think.

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SunShine23 Elite Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 6,291	well a reporter on Larry King claimed she was giving Paris advice. She doesn't want to be associated with this at all, so she sends a statement. cruel to kick paris when she's down? i believe she deserves it.

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cheray Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Phoenix AZ, USA Posts: 2,436	Paris will come out of jail with attitude and a plan to rob a bank. She will last 3 days on the outside and then be sent straight back. You just cant rob banks in heels. Doesnt make for a fast getaway.

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