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    Default Jared Fogle the Subway Guy sold pornography

    Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » BWE Exclusive: Jared Fogle, The Pornography Guy

    You’ve come to know and love him as Jared Fogle, the guy who lost over 200 pounds by eating nothing but Subway sandwiches alone. As a result, he went from being just plain ol’ “Jared” to the much more exciting “Jared Fogle, the Subway Guy.”

    Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

    As far as his incredible weight loss goes, it turns out it wasn’t as motivated as you would think. In fact, what got Jared hooked on Subway in the first place was laziness. The sandwich chain had opened a branch on the first floor of Jared’s dorm, and what with his busy porn company, Jared began eating the sandwiches out of extreme laziness. It was the closest fast food available! Just imagine how different our lives would be if an Arby’s had opened up there instead? We’d probably be watching Jared on some TLC special about how he hasn’t gotten out of bed for 6 years. Though, we imagine his right arm would still be in tip-top shape.

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    Hmmm, well I guess it's not surprising that a 400+ pound man would have an extensive porn collection.
    It's not like the nookie was been thrown at him or anything.

    Guess he had to share/rent his collection to support his habit (food addiction)?

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    awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    Hmmm, well I guess it's not surprising that a 400+ pound man would have an extensive porn collection.
    It's not like the nookie was been thrown at him or anything.

    Guess he had to share/rent his collection to support his habit (food addiction)?
    I got news for ya - even after the weight loss, pussy ain't being thrown at this guy... bet he still has that porn too!
    Kill him.
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    i know he's gross

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    He needs to go away...Subway really beat this one to death

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    now was it str8 or gay porn?
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    lol

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    gay I hope.

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    he's gay

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    [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=iR5DuHjxsA4[/youtube]

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    IM IN UR COLLEGEZ



    SELLIN U PR0N
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    ^ ewww sick; he looks like Jerry Seinfeld!

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    Yes he does

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    He's married to a pretty nice looking woman. I always wondered if she would have gove for him if it wasn't for th subway cash. I love the line about his right arm being fit!

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