Inmates threaten Paris Hilton; "we will beat you to a pulp and steal your shoes"

Born In A Brothel · May 9th, 2007, 09:49 AM

Paris Hilton is being threatened by her future neighbors in the county jail where she's supposed to start her stint in the clink in June, according to Life & Style.

Paris has reportedly received dispatches from inmates suggesting that she'll be "beaten to a pulp" and that her shoes might get stolen when she gets there. "These maniacs have been writing, 'We're going to get you' and 'I'm going to kill you.'" Being a socialite can be troublesome.

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doriangray · May 9th, 2007, 09:56 AM

ok...i don't like this.

Mel1973 · May 9th, 2007, 09:59 AM

what a load of shit - where are these inmates sending this mail to? Mail is monitored and if this were true, these people would be risking more time by doing this. Plus, Paris has big ol' clown feet whereas most women in prison wear (on average) a size 8. Please, they are going to have to do better than this. Also, people in prison know better than to make threats - terroristic threats are against the law, you just act on your impulses and plead temporary insanity...

Sweetie · May 9th, 2007, 09:59 AM

Steal her shoes? What shoes, her jail issued flip flops?
I call bullshit on this story. So now inmates have press that relays messages to Paris Hilton? This is funny and insane. I can't believe people believe this mess.

cynic · May 9th, 2007, 10:00 AM

I wish.....but she'll be in solitary like all the other "celebrity inmates".....personally, I think she'll be more upset over the 5-minute shower twice a week.......she's already fairly pulp-like........

Mel1973 · May 9th, 2007, 10:00 AM

she (and her PR people) are pathetic if they're trying to sell this shit ... how stupid do they think the judges and the public in general are???

doriangray · May 9th, 2007, 10:01 AM

true enough...dispatches? is paris on the cb radio every night?
breaker breaker jailbirds...what's the 420?

Born In A Brothel · May 9th, 2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by doriangray

true enough...dispatches? is paris on the cb radio every night?
breaker breaker jailbirds...what's the 420?

Hahahaha!!!!!

Sweetie · May 9th, 2007, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by doriangray

true enough...dispatches? is paris on the cb radio every night?
breaker breaker jailbirds...what's the 420?

We all know that Paris knows what the 420 is.

aabbcc · May 9th, 2007, 11:06 AM

She's not going until June? That's sad.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if she was run over by a drunk driver in the meantime? Oh, the irony.

MissKat · May 9th, 2007, 11:09 AM

Why wasnt she sent to prison as soon as sentance was passed? In the UK she would have went straight from Court to jail

aabbcc · May 9th, 2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by MissKat

Why wasnt she sent to prison as soon as sentance was passed? In the UK she would have went straight from Court to jail

That surprised me too.

Mel1973 · May 9th, 2007, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by aabbcc

She's not going until June? That's sad.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if she was run over by a drunk driver in the meantime? Oh, the irony.

I just blew my gum out my nose over this one ... it might be the one time I'd feel inclined to go with a manslaughter charge instead of vehicular homicide or murder...

Tater Tot · May 9th, 2007, 11:20 AM

Gum Dumpster · May 9th, 2007, 11:36 AM

Stupid inmates, don't threaten her before she gets there. That can only lead to her being more segregated and harder to get to than she already will be. Just be patient and don't say anything inflammatory and before you know it she'll be there just begging for a beating.