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    TMZ has learned that Paris Hilton has switched attorneys in a desperate attempt to save her ass.

    Hilton has jumped from famed criminal defense lawyer Howard Weitzman to famed DUI defense lawyer Richard Hutton. TMZ spotted Hilton bawling as she drove away Hutton's office Tuesday afternoon, with mom Kathy driving -- and consoling -- her daughter.

    Hilton is in a true pickle and it seems she's throwing a Hail Mary by hiring Hutton, hoping she can convince the courts she shouldn't serve 45 days in the pokey. This could be the most expensive DUI case ever.

    Paris -- Blame It on the Messenger - TMZ.com

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    Why is she NOT in jail still? What is the point of being sentenced if you're just going to be allowed to run around free? Lock her ass up already!!

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    my god - look at the nostrils on Kathy hilton - she could snort a small animal!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Why is she NOT in jail still? What is the point of being sentenced if you're just going to be allowed to run around free? Lock her ass up already!!
    Don't ask that question, I did the other day and it started a 5 page debate about looking up the law yourself.

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    Oops ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Lock her ass up already!!
    AND throw away the key.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    and then set the jail on fire!
    Kill him.
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    Too bad none of the paps had Justin's "Cry Me a River" on CD. It would have been funny to blast it at her as she was driving away.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    she should have put her window up if she was going to cry, I makes me think she wants pity and I refuse to give her any.

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    it makes me happy to know that she's crying. hell, she couldn't even muster up this much grief at her grandparents funeral, the selfish no good herp carrying whore!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDoll2025 View Post
    she should have put her window up if she was going to cry, I makes me think she wants pity and I refuse to give her any.

    Yes, she totally wants pity. But thanks Paris! Anytime I see you cry it fills me with glee!

    I wonder if she realizes how hated she is?

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    It makes me happy to imagine how much she's going to cry IN JAIL!!!!
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    will they take her contacts from her? I can't wait to see her "yard" photo spread with that wonky brown eye (hehehehe) blinking out uncertainly...
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    She should suck it up, get some dignity, and turn herself in today to get it over with.
    ><((((>. . `.><((((>><((((>`..`...><((((>.`.. ><((((> `..`...><((((>

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    Yeah or else she's going to miss all the summer parties .. hope they don't time her release for the 4th of July. I don't think I could take all of the Independence Day jokes/quotes/misrepresentations.
    Kill him.
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