Pamela Anderson embarrasses kids

Born In A Brothel · May 8th, 2007, 07:41 AM

Pamela Anderson's children are embarrassed by sexy pictures of their mother.

The former 'Baywatch' star has revealed her son Brandon, 10, was dismayed when he saw his mom virtually naked on the front cover of her novel 'Star'.

Pammie said: "When my son Brandon saw my book cover he said, 'Is anybody going to see that? It's so embarrassing.' "

The actress-and-model has two children, Brandon and nine-year-old Dylan, with ex-husband Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee.

The blonde admits she doesn't even like looking at racy pictures of herself because they don't do her justice.

She explained: "I can't stand pictures of myself because I'm much better looking in my mind. I see pictures and go, that's not me."

Pammie, 39, has had her breasts enhanced and reduced since first coming to prominence as a Playboy cover girl in 1989.

Pamela Anderson embarrasses kids

darksithbunny · May 8th, 2007, 07:50 AM

Poor kids. Wait till their friends show them her playboy issues.

MrsDark · May 8th, 2007, 07:58 AM

Playboy issues? Wait til they go to high school parties and walk into a room full of kids watching mom and dad's sex tape! Therapists are already rubbing their hands together and opening new bank accounts for these two.

aabbcc · May 8th, 2007, 08:00 AM

... on the front cover of her novel 'Star'.

Pammie wrote a book? And it was actually published? Egad!

darksithbunny · May 8th, 2007, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsDark

Playboy issues? Wait til they go to high school parties and walk into a room full of kids watching mom and dad's sex tape! Therapists are already rubbing their hands together and opening new bank accounts for these two.

Oh SHIT! I forgot about the tape!

Aella · May 8th, 2007, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MrsDark

Playboy issues? Wait til they go to high school parties and walk into a room full of kids watching mom and dad's sex tape! Therapists are already rubbing their hands together and opening new bank accounts for these two.

This is way more amusing that it should be.

doriangray · May 8th, 2007, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by aabbcc

... on the front cover of her novel 'Star'.

Pammie wrote a book? And it was actually published? Egad!

a few years ago. it's about this free spirited broad who loves animals. she goes to l.a. and gets her hair bleached. then a guy buys her new boobs and she fucks everybody. but down deep, aw shucks, she's just a good girl from a small town.

Amazon.com: Star: A Novel: Books: Pamela Anderson

Beeyotch · May 8th, 2007, 08:28 AM

Poor kids. Learning the hard way how their mom made a living from her ho image.

Funny thing about her book, she recently let slip in a radio interview with George Noory that she had a ghost writer author it. She goes, "Well I'm not supposed to say that, but yeah I had a ghost writer." It was mildly amusing how she didn't care because everyone pretty much knows so she just admitted it.

enctpc · May 8th, 2007, 06:09 PM

I agree poor kids, especially when their friends start talking about the sex tape

ediebrooks · May 8th, 2007, 06:50 PM

I bet those boys get teased all the time. Poor little guys.

Cotjockey · May 8th, 2007, 06:51 PM

Sex tape
Playboy spread
Mom's implants in/out/in again
Kid friend drowning at your birthday party while dad's busy.

Therapy for life- PRICELESS

Algernon · May 8th, 2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cotjockey

Sex tape
Playboy spread
Mom's implants in/out/in again
Kid friend drowning at your birthday party while dad's busy.

Therapy for life- PRICELESS

Wait...what???

doriangray · May 8th, 2007, 07:46 PM

a few years ago a little kid drowned at a bday party tommy was throwing for one of his sons. apparently they'd hired people to supervise but somebody didn't

Icepik · May 8th, 2007, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Cotjockey

Sex tape
Playboy spread
Mom's implants in/out/in again
Kid friend drowning at your birthday party while dad's busy.

Therapy for life- PRICELESS

Yeah, who cares how your actions may affect your children when you can have sooooo much fun doing all this!

RevellingInSane · May 8th, 2007, 08:02 PM

These kids are headed for the nearest psych ward. If having a Mommy who has screwed every wienie in the ballpark isn't enough, there is also enough coverage of her private areas to teach a class of future gynecologists everything they need to know.

Then there is daddy! Let's not forget him. He is a walking doodle pad. He has had a sorry reality show. His offstage antics have been more talked about than his music. For a holiday weekend, he smacks mommy and goes to the county HOtel for free. Clink clink..cuff cuff.

dysFUNctional