Brittany Murphy elopes

mammabear · May 7th, 2007, 10:14 AM

UsWeekly is reporting that Brittany Murphy has secretly wed her screenwriter boyfriend, Simon Monjack. Brittany just broke up with one fiancee 8 months ago. At this weekend's Kentucky Derby the two were spotted both wearing wedding rings, fueling rumors that they got hitched.

A source said, were drinking Crown Royal, and [they] didn’t want photographers to take pictures of their rings because they were waiting to announce it on Monday."

Brittany is 29. Yes, 29! Bitch looks like she's about to enter the retirement home. She's got a little case of the Nicole-Richie-Syndrome. It's when you lose weight, lose the hotness and gain the OLD. She looks like she's ready to team up with Carol Channing and embark on a "COMEBACK" tour.

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Saery · May 7th, 2007, 10:34 AM

Guess it's the only way she could get her intended down the aisle.

greysfang · May 7th, 2007, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by Saery

Guess it's the only way she could get her intended down the aisle.

Mean, mean, mean!

southernbelle · May 7th, 2007, 10:37 AM

How many people has this flake been engaged/married to? I think she's like JLo. She uses engagement and/or marriage as a ploy to get her name back in the papers when she hasn't had any publicity in a while.

Bellatheball · May 7th, 2007, 10:39 AM

^^ Wnough to know that marriage is apparently not for her. She should have waited it out another few months. Then should could end it without all the legal crap getting in the way.

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mammabear Silver Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The Buckeye State Posts: 407 Real Name:	Brittany Murphy elopes UsWeekly is reporting that Brittany Murphy has secretly wed her screenwriter boyfriend, Simon Monjack. Brittany just broke up with one fiancee 8 months ago. At this weekend's Kentucky Derby the two were spotted both wearing wedding rings, fueling rumors that they got hitched. A source said, were drinking Crown Royal, and [they] didn’t want photographers to take pictures of their rings because they were waiting to announce it on Monday." Brittany is 29. Yes, 29! Bitch looks like she's about to enter the retirement home. She's got a little case of the Nicole-Richie-Syndrome. It's when you lose weight, lose the hotness and gain the OLD. She looks like she's ready to team up with Carol Channing and embark on a "COMEBACK" tour. Dlisted \| Be Very Afraid Last edited by MaryJane : May 7th, 2007 at 12:47 PM

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greysfang Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Burning Down Your Windmill Posts: 15,988 Real Name:	Originally Posted by Saery Guess it's the only way she could get her intended down the aisle. Mean, mean, mean! __________________ So........ you're saying that Froot Loops don't contain real froot? - Twitchy2.0 When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973 Girl, you have way too many issues to keep up with - DeChayz

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Saery Silver Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 280 Real Name:	Guess it's the only way she could get her intended down the aisle.

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southernbelle Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 6,097 Real Name:	How many people has this flake been engaged/married to? I think she's like JLo. She uses engagement and/or marriage as a ploy to get her name back in the papers when she hasn't had any publicity in a while.

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Bellatheball Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Midwest Posts: 8,752 Real Name:	^^ Wnough to know that marriage is apparently not for her. She should have waited it out another few months. Then should could end it without all the legal crap getting in the way.