Chris Martin is horrible!

[Novice]

Martin Left Smarting

A mole's friend has recently begun a relationship with a nice young chap who has the unfortunate habit of constantly bragging that Chris Martin is one of his best friends. Exactly the sort of thing any sane man would keep quiet about.
Surprisingly, his claims turned out to be true, and the dead-eyed Coldplay note-botherer joined the couple for a drink. From the outset Chris was rude, aggressive and arrogant, asking a series of personal questions and jabbing his finger into the increasingly annoyed young lady's face.
Finally, Chris turned his massive brain towards the issue of relationships, and asked the mole's friend if she had been married or engaged before, as that always made "a better woman".
"Oh, did Brad Pitt make Gwyneth 'a better woman' then?" asked the woman with wide-eyed innocence and a glint in the eye, leaving Martin open-mouthed and heading for the door.



Holy Moly!

[buttmunch]

Good comeback from the lady! Cheers to her.

[Elisa]

I don't believe this for a moment. Most know that Chris is notoriously private and never speaks about his personal relationship with Gwyneth. I just can't see this having occurred knowing how much he respects not only his own privacy, but likely the privacy of others. I've also heard that he's one of the nicest guys in the business so none of this makes sense.

[buttmunch]

Obviously becoming the little woman of the house would be so damned fulfilling that a woman would become better through the sheer joy of taking care of her man. Who knew it was so simple, eh?

[buttmunch]

Of course he did and rightly so! How dare she, just a mere woman, dare to question her lot?! She should be grateful he even speaks to her. I mean, bloody hell! He made her a better woman the day he married her! Or else he improved on Brad Pitt's work.

[buttmunch]

And now he can ride her....

[Honey]

Excellent comeback!

[buttmunch]

Why thank you...