May 3rd, 2007, 01:47 PM
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Jessica Simpson to Join the Marines – on Film
Jessica Simpson's acting career is turning her into a major movie star – literally.
The singer has signed on to play the title role in the comedy Major Movie Star, about a down-on-her-luck actress who enlists in the Marines, her rep tells PEOPLE.
"She's excited to get back on a movie set and get into a new character," says her rep.
Simpson, 26, who has already had starring roles in The Dukes of Hazzard and Employee of the Month, had been scheduled to being filming a spy comedy, The Witness, in June, but now she'll start shooting Major in Louisiana that month instead.
Until then, she'll be spending time with boyfriend John Mayer. "They're really happy," says a source.
Jessica Simpson to Join the Marines – on Film | Jessica Simpson : People.com
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May 3rd, 2007, 01:50 PM
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Does she sing anymore?
If that's what you call it.
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May 3rd, 2007, 01:52 PM
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Can someone PLEASE tell me why on earth someone would hire this no-talent to "star" in yet another movie???
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May 3rd, 2007, 01:53 PM
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Can someone PLEASE tell me why on earth someone would hire this no-talent to "star" in yet another movie???
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ummmm no, not really. I've never watched anything she's in and I intend to keep it that way.
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May 3rd, 2007, 01:53 PM
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The movie title is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, sounds like this project is just about her speed.
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May 3rd, 2007, 01:57 PM
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She keeps getting nominated for a Razzie! You would think she would realize that maybe people don't like her as an actress.
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May 3rd, 2007, 02:01 PM
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ummmm no, not really. I've never watched anything she's in and I intend to keep it that way.
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The only thing I've ever seen her in was the "Dukes Of Hazzard", which my ex-husband made me sit through. That could have been the marriage-ender right there...
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May 3rd, 2007, 02:09 PM
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Quote:
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The only thing I've ever seen her in was the "Dukes Of Hazzard", which my ex-husband made me sit through. That could have been the marriage-ender right there...
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I was gonna say - you should've gotten everything for having to watch that!
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May 3rd, 2007, 02:41 PM
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Her daddy has produced the last two films she was in so I think that's how she gets her roles.
I read she beat Brit Murphy out for this role too.
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May 3rd, 2007, 03:22 PM
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A movie titled "Major Movie Star" and starring Jessica Simpson could only be a COMEDY except the joke is on whoever cast her.
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May 3rd, 2007, 04:32 PM
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Daddy also produced Newlyweds....Daddy's also surely behind the "rep" who's braying about "how happy" Jessica & John SUPPOSEDLY are....... 
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May 3rd, 2007, 05:29 PM
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Oh, this is going to be hilarious!
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May 3rd, 2007, 06:09 PM
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Survey says: "Direct to video"
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May 3rd, 2007, 08:40 PM
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She isn't talented enough to carry a movie. What a bunch of bullshit. She couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.
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May 3rd, 2007, 09:26 PM
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What happened to all that bruhaha about her last movie- couldn't remember her lines etc. And that movie w/Dane Cook was a total failure, Dukes of Hazzard barely made any money, why is she still treated as a viable commodity?
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