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    Default Paris Hilton doing jail time is closer to reality than thought

    It seems like the Los Angeles DA is really gunning for her, and her court date is tomorrow!

    Hollywood Ebola headed for prison?


    The Los Angeles City Attorney is my new boyfriend. And if he is successful in this case, I swear he’ll sit atop the Freebie Five for a month.

    Paris Hilton is scheduled in court tomorrow. If you recall, she was pulled over, she blew the minimum on a breathalyser, they suspended her license and then she was stopped two more times for driving without permission. Authorities are apparently considering this a “flagrant violation of the law” and will be asking for a 45 day jail sentence.

    45 days in jail!

    Hollywood Ebola locked up for 45 days?

    See? Everybody hates Paris Hilton. Because you know if this had been Drew Barrymore or Heather Locklear or Jennifer Garner or even Lindsay Lohan - anyone even marginally likeable - that celebrity would have walked no problem. And still, in this case, being Paris Hilton actually worked against Paris Hilton

    Because someone wants to make an example of Paris Hilton. And perfect timing too – you recall the public service campaign public service campaign against drunk driving last week and the clay model of a dead Paris losing her life after her reckless lifestyle.

    Clearly the Los Angeles City Attorney agrees. Please Goddess…please make this happen. And lock that piece of shit up for good.

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    Haha. But 45 days isn't nearly enough. But it'll do I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Haha. But 45 days isn't nearly enough. But it'll do I guess.

    Hell, at least we'll have 45 days without having to see her ....

    Kinda worth it, don't 'cha think??

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    45 days will do her some good. I hope she does do the time. There needs to be an example set - my ass would already be sitting in jail if this shit had happened to me .. and so would all ya'lls...
    Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cataroo View Post
    Hell, at least we'll have 45 days without having to see her ....

    Kinda worth it, don't 'cha think??
    Totally worth it! But then will we have to deal with her huge comeback extravaganza???

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Totally worth it! But then will we have to deal with her huge comeback extravaganza???

    Ugh...forgot about THAT part...

    Oh well, a girl can dream, can't she???

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    Totally worth it! But then will we have to deal with her huge comeback extravaganza???
    Unless Big Bertha decides to shank her...
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Unless Big Bertha decides to shank her...

    I was thinking the same thing!!!

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    oh, bring on the shanking..
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    Jail is hot. LOL.

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    What i want to know is, how did they keep the second driving while suspended under wraps? Why was she not arrested immediately? And definitely why she didn't at the very LEAST have an overnighter.
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    EMAIL the bloody L.A. D.A.!!! I'll research it, and provide a link. This kind of shit just burns me up.
    Paris in jail - THAT's hot.

    LOS ANGELES COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY
    Ofc District Attorney
    210 West Temple Street, Flr 18
    Los Angeles, CA 90012
    Direct Email of the Deputy D.A. handling the matter (Steven Katz): skatz@lacountyda.org
    Phone Number (213) 974-7497 (direct line to Mr. Katz's office)
    Fax Number (213) 613-2732


    Don't sound cheesy guys. Make it very mature-sounding and rational. Like a mother of little kids who thinks everybody on the road is a potential baby killer (me when my kids were babies)! The above email information was obtained via a phone call to the above office.
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    Hollywood Ebola? OMG; that's the first time I've ever seen that and I love it.

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    Mira thanks for the info and i will definitely write them an email too.
    This is borderline ridiculous.
    Racist Skank!

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    If she goes to jail, which I doubt even tho she deserves it, she'll probably write a book about her experiences. More torture.

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