Sheryl Crow 'an eco-hypocrite'

[MaryJane]

Green campaigning singer SHERYL CROW has been slammed for hypocrisy on account of her own huge carbon footprint generated during previous tours.

Critics have pointed out that the 45-year-old's demands for her entourage, which includes four buses, three tractor trailers and six cars for just 30 people, means her effect on the environment is worse than most people's.

Sheryl caused a stir this week when she claimed toilet users should limit themselves to "one square per visit" of toilet roll, "except, of course, on those pesky occasions when two or three are required".

However, eco-campaigners have taken offence to the nutty notion and slammed the songstress for her use of an army of gas-guzzling vehicles.

Sheryl has recently completed a two-week Stop Global Warming tour across the US in a bio-diesel bus, but her comments threatened to derail the eco-tour.

Other demands by the IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY singer include special coffee mugs, specific alcoholic drinks relating to the day of the week and eight pairs of cotton socks.

SHERYL CROW - Sheryl 'an eco-hypocrite'

[McJag]

At least she wanted organic fiber socks. Umm-couldn't she get her own?

[cynic]

....yes, it's always better to focus on the mundane details like two versus three square of toilet paper and not bother one's pretty, little head about sucking hundreds of gallons of gas and spewing particulate matter into the air......she should have taken up bike riding with the ex-boyfriend......then she'd be too out of breath to flap her gums like this......

[doriangray]

all these people from the sting's o the bono's are completely full of shit. they sit around preaching to the common man on how we should live yet they wouldn't look at you on the street. i educate myself on the environment. not from what sheryl crow thinks. i'm beginning to think it's a lost cause anyway.
we are doomed

[Grimmlok]

She oughta plug her face with all that toilet paper, her voice is horrible.

[JelliJules]

she is a horrible singer and even uglier woman. all of these celebrities with with their pet causes need to go fuck themselves. i'm so sick of hearing them preach about eco-friendly living when they are the worst offenders of all. live it yourself or don't tell me how to do it.

assholes...

[VenusInFauxFurs]

Really. If she was a half decent singer, I'd tell her to STFU on issues and just sing. That said, she's not a good singer so she should just STFU in general.

Now excuse me while I go use half a roll

[SunShine23]

are you strong enough to be my man?

[VenusInFauxFurs]

As strong as double-ply toilet paper?

[MrsDark]

Why not let the whole entourage ride bikes cross country from one gig to the next? They could pull all that gear on a loaded wagon like the Amish.

And I can buy that her ass only needs one square of TP, since the amount she eats per day is probably only enough to squeeze out a few pebble turds, if indeed she goes number two at all aside from having it roto-rooted out of her instantly at the trendy high colonic joints.

[SunShine23]

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

As strong as double-ply toilet paper?