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    Default Tom Cruise buys his bride a high-tech scale; she's not amused

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    Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes a high-tech scale


    Katie Holmes was not impressed with a gift her husband Tom Cruise excitedly showed her. The pint-sized actor, who has struggled with his weight and was looking a little porky a few months ago, brought home a big package for Katie. She was not amused to find that it was a scale that also measures body fat:
    Katie Holmes, all grins when Tom Cruise brought home a huge package for her, rolled her eyes when she discovered the surprise “gift” was a high-tech state-of-the-art bathroom scale that not only registers exact weight, but body fat as well! Blowing off Tom’s hyper-drive hyperbole about how the sale measures precisely how one measures up, newly-svelte Katie - clearly NOT amused - sighed: “I’m skinny ENOUGH!” Quickly back-pedaling into his trademark “I am not a control freak” smiley-face mode, Tom - apparently the only guy in the world too dumb to know you NEVER hint that a gal needs to pare her pork - told wifey he simple thought the super-scale was a super-cool tool… and she looks fabulous, of course… Katie… stalked off!
    [From The National Enquirer print edition, Mike Walker’s column, April 30, 2007]
    That sounds like something Tom Cruise would do. He seems kind of clueless and dorky like that.
    Meanwhile Mayor Bloomberg has declared that it’s not “appropriate” to honor Tom Cruise for his purification project for 9/11 workers, which is a front for the Scientology cult. Bloomberg responded to an official proclamation by a city councilmember honoring Cruise, and said that “I think that reputable scientists do not think Scientology has any basis in science. It may be a cult, it may be a religion, it may be beliefs. It’s other things, but it’s not science, and we should only fund those programs that reputable scientists believe will stand the light of day and the scientific method.”
    Here are Tom and Katie in NY for the fundraiser for the detox program on 4/19. Tickets were $6,250 a head.

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    She shoulda told him to worry about his own jiggle. Asshat.
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    How does one get this information from people that are so tight lipped? I call BS!

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    Control freaks! I used to have an ass of a boyfriend who told me I was getting fat at 5ft 10" (and maybe half an inch!) and 140 pounds. He was an unemployoed gargoyle anyway (I wasn't seeing HIM for his looks that's for sure). Urgh. I should've dumped him there and then but I was young and insecure.....

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    Not believing this story at all. That said, Tom is such a tool.

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    I would say that being clueless enough to give one's wife a scale proves that Tom is gay.........I would go as far as to say irrefutable proof........

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    he's a fucking asshole isnt he.

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    when will men learn? you never ever give your wife a scale.
    My goal is to be happy with my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blissfullyunaware View Post
    when will men learn? you never ever give your wife a scale.
    Well, you can, but only if you want to be beaten around the head with it then divorced!
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    I say we give all the men in our lives enlarging pumps for Xmas, maybe then they'll learn.
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    Novice & Greysfang...too funny
    hahaha
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    ^^ Yes, thanks for the laughs today..

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    What a jackass. He's giving HER a scale? He's fatter than she is!

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    Actually it probably WAS for him. You know how guys buy their wives tool sets and tickets to the basketball for their birthdays. If it benefits them, its worth forking out the bucks for. God I hate men.

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    So uhhh...they have cameras in their bathroom or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    So uhhh...they have cameras in their bathroom or something?
    He's probably got them everywhere inc in her sunnies so he can see what she sees......


    (& is it me or is he starting to look as weird as he is in that photo? Or is it just the brown lenses?)
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