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    Default Keith Richards' 91yo mum passes away

    Keith Richards' Mother Passes Away

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    Keith Richards' 91-year old mother, Doris Richards, passed away over the weekend, with her son by her side. Reuters reports:
    Richards is the only child of Doris and Bert Richards, who split up in 1962. She bought her son his first guitar for his 15th birthday. He learned some chords from her father, Gus Dupree, a musician who instilled him with an early passion for music. In her later years, she raised her granddaughter Angela. She is also survived by three other grandchildren, and two great-grandchildren.
    Not to be flip, but whoah, Keith sure comes from some long-livin' people. I'm assuming they're part robot.

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    Good genes Keith!!!I bet that wrinkled bastard will bury them all

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    In the photo above, Keith bears a striking resemblance to one of my female professors. Scary.

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    That photo of him is disgusting. Old guys shouldnt be prancing and playing rock at that age. He is so old he breaks his foot as he bends down to do a big riff. It looks so snapped. Any ordinary mortals foot would be. I gotta hang it on him. I dont care how great the rolling stones were or are. Some people just dont know when or how to stop. Regards and condolences re Old (reallyreally old) Mrs Keef.

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    wonder if he'll snort this parent and then tell all...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    ^^Ewww. Thanks for the reminder.
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    wonder if he'll snort this parent and then tell all...
    That was my first thought too.

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    I can't help liking old Keef. He doesn't give a damn and has never sold out on his rock `n` roll lifestyle (that could be seen as never growing up, but hey.........). The guy's honest and as far as I know he hasn't been horrible to anyone or cheated on a wife (a la Jagger).

    I read a really funny interview with him recently.

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    so maybe keef isn't immortal, just comes from some good genes. I don't even want to think what he'll look like if he makes it to 90.

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    .....as with everything in life.....there is always an exception to every rule.....in this case......"drugs will kill you".......

    .....if we had seen everything he has seen.....our faces would be attempting to turn themselves inside out as well.....

    Keith is the Original Party Animal and he remains.....my hero....

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    I hope the best for the family but IMO the Stones SUCK and always did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Awww, I feel bad for Keef, he's an orphan now.
    omg good one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Awww, I feel bad for Keef, he's an orphan now.
    I heart Keef. He's the exception that proves the rule. And sorry to be bummy but in the scale of things we ALL end up orphans one day, hopefully when we are old enough to be philosophical about it.

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    .....she LIKES me!!!!.......(where is the waltzing smiley when you need one?)......I'll blow a kiss instead.....

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