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    Default Sheryl Crow wants to restrict wiping to one square per restroom visit

    I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.Saving the Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog - washingtonpost.com
    Why do I keep think of the great Seinfeld episode about 'sparing a square'?
    'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin

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    Hahahah!!! I thought of that Seinfeld episode too!

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    Can you spare a square? Just one square?
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    I haven't got a square to spare!!

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    you can't spare it??
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    "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."



    please someone make her stop!

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    You'll have to drip-dry (think I'm moving away from the script here...!!)

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    I bet she just uses her hand.

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    oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one

    puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply


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    hahah like its any of her business how many squares people use....she's annoying

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch View Post
    oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one

    puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply


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    Nope, I haven't got a square to spare. I NEED IT!

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    no no, no no, don't don't, I beg you
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    If I ever hear that flinty voice again...............

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    Hahahahaha....excuse me, do you have a tissue?
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    ROFL!!! If I am ever in a cubicle next to Ms Crow, I'll run off with ALL the rolls and she can drip-dry for the sake of the planet

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