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    Default Introducing George Clooney's new beard *cough* girlfriend Jennifer Aguero

    EXCLUSIVE: CLOONEY'S NEW LOVE IS TWICE-DIVORCED SINGLE MOM

    George Clooney is hiding a beauty of a secret. The 45-year-old "Ocean's 13" star has been dating gorgeous 29-year-old model Jennifer Aguero under the radar for the past three months, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

    The relationship between the privacy-loving actor - who is rarely seen in public with a woman - and the twice-divorced 5-foot-11 blonde beauty is getting serious, say pals and relatives.

    "They met in a South Beach club and have been quietly dating the last few months," Jennifer's grandmother Camille Cerwonka told The ENQUIRER.

    "He just flew her up to do a small part in his new movie."

    Despite his demanding work schedule, the Oscar winner has made time for Miami-based Jennifer, who has two boys, ages 10 and 3.

    "George is funny and adorable, and Jennifer is a beautiful and genuine person," Grandma Camille added.

    And Jennifer's grandfather John Schumacher says: "George is a very lucky man. She's a very beautiful girl."

    But there may be disappointment ahead for the handsome movie star. Warns an insider: "Jennifer broke both her husbands' hearts."

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    Somehow I don't see George dating a mom (never mind the fact that she's also a woman).

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    ^Perfect for him though - a ready made family.
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to me….it only means the night is coming.

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    I hate this bitch. HES MINE!!!!

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    If he's dating her in secret, how is she a beard again?
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    I can't see him dating a mom either. That's a lot of responsibility, more than George would want. Plus twice divorced before 30. Ouch.

    Here is a picture I found:
    Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » George Clooney is dating 29 year-old divorced mother of two from Pennsylvania
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    Krista Allen has a child, although I don't know if you could consider her a girlfriend of George's. I can see him dating a mother. If she already has children, then maybe she wouldn't want to/need to have children with him. Date someone who is NOT interested in having anymore children.

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    Speaking of him, has Julia had his baby yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    If he's dating her in secret, how is she a beard again?
    Coz it's just become public???
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    Don't worry Lynnie. She's


    Age: 25
    hometown: Wilksburg, Pennsylvania

    Jennifer’s secret: “I’m really into lacy underwear. I want to feel girlie, even if I’m just wearing sweatpants, so I’ve always got something lacy on underneath. And then there’s the pair of black lacy boy-cut undies—they’re my get-lucky pair.”

    G-string fetish: “I love guys with guitars. But I also like them to have some depth. Any guy who wants to woo me can just get a guitar and sing me a song.”

    World’s best phone sex: “I once had sex in a sleeper car of a moving train in Italy. That’s the strangest place I’ve done it so far, but my fantasy is to have sex in a red phone booth in London.”

    Wicked-fun stepsister: “The combination of drinking and hanging out with my stepsister is deadly, because she totally instigates my exhibitionism and then sits back and laughs.”

    Time for confession: “My grandparents like to take my modeling pictures with them to church to show their friends. I have a feeling they won’t be showing off this one.”

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    Now she sounds even less like the type of woman (cough) George would be with (cough).

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    Actually, she sounds exactly like the type of woman George would be with. Poor self-esteem, cheesecake model/soft porn actress. Ya know, just like Krista Allen who he would never take out in public?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Somehow I don't see George dating a mom (never mind the fact that she's also a woman).
    he dated Krista Allen, a mom, for a long time. ok, I guess you all beat me to the punch and by the way, this jennifer is hideous.

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    I had no idea Krista Allen was a mom. Actually, I continue to forget about her at all. Maybe you're on to something Greys....afterall she was a second rate soap star, no?

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    I don't know if Krista was a soap star, I do know she did soft porn in the Emmanuelle series.
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