April 18th, 2007, 12:43 PM
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Larry Birkhead pimps out new daughter in less than a week
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DanniHope Won't Get Out of Bed for Less Than $10,000 a Day
Larry Birkhead and his BIG prize, DannielynnHope Smith, grace the cover of the U.S. edition of OK! Magazine this week. Danni has been on more covers than Kate Moss! She's so over it. They all look cute and blah, blah, blah...but I hope he doesn't make a habit out of this!

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Why am I not surprised. Asshole.
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April 18th, 2007, 12:45 PM
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I bet he's already hired a nanny so he doesn't have to really deal with her.
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April 18th, 2007, 12:47 PM
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how cute she looks just like her mother and he is still gay imo.
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April 18th, 2007, 12:52 PM
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This is so effed up. This wasn't a custody battler. It was a money tug of war.
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April 18th, 2007, 12:57 PM
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Aw, she's cute! Hopefully he's just doing this to get all the curiosity out of the way and she'll be allowed to grow up out of the spotlight now. Hopefully.
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April 18th, 2007, 12:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RevellingInSane
This is so effed up. This wasn't a custody battler. It was a money tug of war.
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Absolutely!! Usually men are running away from paternity suits screaming "it wasn't me.....honest!!".
When you've got 5 men WANTING to be a baby's father you know a lot of money's involved somewhere....
I know - I'm so cynical!
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April 18th, 2007, 01:01 PM
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cute, they used the same photoshop technique on their eyes.
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April 18th, 2007, 01:11 PM
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Cute kid. I'm not really all that surprised. Everyone does it. Not that it makes it better, but Larry B. knows the paparaazi better than anyone. He knows that people will be waiting in the bushes for a shot of this kid. Plus, he has to pay Deb Opri's $650K dinner/cocktail/laundry tab!
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April 18th, 2007, 01:12 PM
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I will give him a break. He is a new father, happy, and proud.
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April 18th, 2007, 01:13 PM
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^ yeah but why are they both topless and highlighted?!
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April 18th, 2007, 01:20 PM
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what? Hell, I'm sure he's going to give all the money to charity .... or buy an arc or something saintlike...
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April 18th, 2007, 01:24 PM
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Quote:
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cute, they used the same photoshop technique on their eyes.
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lol, that struck me too.
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April 18th, 2007, 01:26 PM
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I'll give him a break too...I don't think this is pimping out. It's tastefully done and brings a smile. People want to see it and it's not over the top. If he didn't do it we'd be speculating that she's in Jayden James' supposed condition or worse.
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April 18th, 2007, 01:36 PM
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At least Howard wasn't doing this.....(I'm only kidding). I think he is truly happy and I don't think he is only after the money....he started this battle long before Anna died. I also think he is gay, and maybe sees this as his one opportunity to have a kid AND a new pair of Pradas. Celebrities have been doing this for years. At least he isn't putting bags over her head.
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April 18th, 2007, 02:37 PM
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They have the same eyes.... I kind of get gay vibes from him too. He's too pretty to be 100% straight.
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