Angelina Jolie, the kindergarten slut

louiswinthorpe111 · April 18th, 2007, 11:48 AM

Angelina Jolie reportedly said that she used to strip and make-out with boys in Kindergarten. The slut of the playground!

She said, "I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties. Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"

Before all you pass judgements on her, it's normal! I'm sure she wasn't giving them blowjobs in Kindergarten. I'm not naming names!

Anyway, she also told OK! Magazine that sex became boring as a young girl and she needed to take it to the next level.

She said, "I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didn't feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened."

I hope somebody got a lot of therapy. If anybody stabbed my ass during the hanky panky, I'd be pissed! I probably wouldn't talk to them for a while. She probably cut Brad Pitt's nuts off during sex. That's why he doesn't have any.

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Picara · April 18th, 2007, 11:54 AM

There's a lot of speculation out there that she was molested.

Catchy title L.W.111.

KrisNine · April 18th, 2007, 12:19 PM

It's not normal to be very sexual in kindergarten. Not normal at all.

It's a good thing that AJ became an actress, now she's getting all of the attention she so desperately needs.

sweetness · April 18th, 2007, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisNine

It's not normal to be very sexual in kindergarten. Not normal at all.

Agreed. A little "show and tell" or "playing doctor" is normal, but that's not even sexual. Just curiosity.

It sure sounds like she may have been molested.
Can't believe her mom let her boyfriend move in with her when she was only 14!

shedevilang · April 18th, 2007, 12:28 PM

wow somebody needs a psychologist or three

Bellatheball · April 18th, 2007, 12:29 PM

I've suggested she might have been abused in the past and I do believe I'm still missing an a$$hole from when I said it. She seems like a woman who has a lot of huge issues in her life. Hopefully she's managed to get it together enough that her kids will have a fighting chance.

Mel1973 · April 18th, 2007, 12:49 PM

this is the kind of thing that keeps you in the spotlight. if she truly wanted it to stop, she'd shut her yapper.

Picara · April 18th, 2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellatheball

I've suggested she might have been abused in the past and I do believe I'm still missing an a$$hole from when I said it. She seems like a woman who has a lot of huge issues in her life. Hopefully she's managed to get it together enough that her kids will have a fighting chance.

really? Did you lose your asshole here? Heh. It's been a pretty common theory at the other boards I read for awhile now. It would explain a lot of her behavior, imo.

AALICIAA · April 18th, 2007, 01:09 PM

Crazy is as crazy does.

Bellatheball · April 18th, 2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Picara

really? Did you lose your asshole here? Heh. It's been a pretty common theory at the other boards I read for awhile now. It would explain a lot of her behavior, imo.

Many time in fact, yes!

I mentioned it when muchlove was still around (so it's been a long while). It wasn't the popular theory at that time.

AliceInWonderland · April 18th, 2007, 01:25 PM

she had to have been molested to act like this at such a young age and thats sad.

pacific breeze · April 18th, 2007, 01:27 PM

Not everybody who acts this way has been molested.

AliceInWonderland · April 18th, 2007, 01:30 PM

well its a point of reference actually. kids aren't born with these urges or knowledge on how to do these things - its taught to them or comes during puberty with hormones and exposure to sex through media, film and such.

Picara · April 18th, 2007, 01:32 PM

And on the other hand, many women who have been molested act out sexually at a very young age. This behavior is typical for someone who has been molested. Of course not all who behave this way have been molested, but I wouldn't be surprised if Jolie was.