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    Default Joe Francis caught with drugs in jail and tried to bribe a guard

    So now we have possession and bribery of a officer. Just keep adding on the time dude, we don't mind at all, and I'm sure the Aryan Overlord at your local facility is just creaming waiting for you.

    Things are going from bad to worse for Joe Francis.

    The Girls Gone Wild impresario was just caught with possession of a controlled substance while spending time in the the Bay County Jail in Panama City on a federal contempt of court charges.



    He is being being investigated on allegations of attempted bribery charges and introduction of contraband into a correctional facility.
    Francis allegedly tried to bribe a correctional officer with $100 last night for a bottle of water. This sparked an internal search of his jail cell which reportedly turned up $700 in cash, all in $100 bills, some pills thought to be controlled substances. Its not yet known how he obtained the cash and drugs in the jail. He has not been formally charged at this point, but the investigation is continuing.
    He better have really good lawyers! They don't come cheap! We would know.

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    Hee! This just keeps getting better and better!

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    So when are the prison rape reports are going to start coming in?

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    It seems all Paris friends are going down the drain. She surrounds herself
    with so many shady people it's no wonder she has such a nasty attitude
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    Don't they search you when you go to jail? Did he have this up his bum bum??

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    He must have perfected his deep-recess smuggling prior to serving time.
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    Did he have a bottle of Xanax hidden where the officer on body cavity search duty with his latex gloves couldn't find?

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    This story is the gift that keeps on giving!

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    just keep on digging that hole lol
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    Well I can verify that when you go to jail they do not do a cavity search..they just make you strip and look at your asshole.(.in front of other guys too...very humiliating.. )..but they do not actually do anything to open it up to look. It would not be that hard to stick something up your ass and sneak it into jail. There were guys snorting coke 2 feet in front of my face. There were drugs everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Well I can verify that when you go to jail they do not do a cavity search..they just make you strip and look at your asshole.(.in front of other guys too...very humiliating.. )..but they do not actually do anything to open it up to look. It would not be that hard to stick something up your ass and sneak it into jail. There were guys snorting coke 2 feet in front of my face. There were drugs everywhere.

    Back in '95 I spent the night in jail on a DWI (yes, bad bad bad I know) with 15 hits of X down my pants and up under my balls (13 hits by morning....). Its not that hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    Back in '95 I spent the night in jail on a DWI (yes, bad bad bad I know) with 15 hits of X down my pants and up under my balls (13 hits by morning....). Its not that hard.
    I spent the night in jail for a DWI in 2002..and I fought with the cop(big mistake)..so I was actually sentenced to a jail term..where you have a date to show up and serve your sentence(2003)..and even then the drugs were everywhere and they did not check body cavities.
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    I can't imagine sniffing something up your nose that was hidden in your butt.

    Hooray for plastic wrap!
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    so true Dean lol
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