November 14th, 2005, 02:01 AM
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A hummer in a theater? No, we're not talking about that old Alanis Morissette tune. According to the National Enquirer, this hummer was an annoying sound emanating from Katie Holmes in a Santa Monica movie palace. Patrons were annoyed, and a manager arrived to put Katie in the spotlight. Well, his flashlight. Katie's Scientology minder, Jessica Rodriguez, was reportedly on hand to explain that her charge was wearing an electronic transmitter intended to create a soothing environment for TomKat's unborn TomKitten. The theater manager was more interested in soothing his customers. He demanded Katie unplug the prenatal vibrator or, well, go Holmes. She did the latter. Talk about creating bad buzz!
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November 14th, 2005, 02:17 AM
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Poor baby! I wonder if little L.Ron has a clue how freakish his parents are yet?
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November 14th, 2005, 02:18 AM
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WHERE, exactly, was Katie 'wearing' it??
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November 14th, 2005, 03:11 AM
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November 14th, 2005, 03:53 AM
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Jesus, why not just bring along a beer fridge and an electric fan
while you're at it?
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November 14th, 2005, 07:58 AM
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I thought the womb was supposed to be the comfortable place for a baby pre-birth. I am amazed at the amount of junk the scientologists have created in order to dispel alien antibodies from people. What amazes me is that now we know that they have junk for prebirth, birth, and on up.
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November 14th, 2005, 09:13 AM
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It's bad enough she's brainwashed, but she's (supposedly) going to bring a poor little baby into that? Run baby, run!
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November 14th, 2005, 09:43 AM
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oh god! save this poor woman
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November 14th, 2005, 09:48 AM
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Those damned Scientology wack jobs! I remember reading somewhere that using a vibrator in that region when preggers was bad for the baby.
This child needs to ban together with Lil' Sean Federline and run far far away.
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November 14th, 2005, 10:32 AM
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OMG, this is so fricken' hilarious on so many levels!
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November 14th, 2005, 10:43 AM
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Freak
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November 14th, 2005, 01:43 PM
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OMG, this is so fricken' hilarious on so many levels!
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Couldn't agree more!! 
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November 14th, 2005, 03:16 PM
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Does this girl even realize what a weirdo she's making herself out to be? Remind me never to be brainwashed.
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November 14th, 2005, 04:06 PM
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Why did the "Scientology minder" have to explain? Jesus Christ. I used to be a Katie Holmes fan, but as she sits still for all this bullshit, forget it. That baby doesn't stand a chance.
Incidentally, I've known people that were brought up in Scientology from birth, and they are truly fucked up.
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November 14th, 2005, 04:17 PM
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She is as crazy as him. And who is this jessica, whats her story?
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