April 5th, 2007, 10:23 AM
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Club gunman misses Sienna Miller and Kimberly Stewart
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Sienna Miller was among the celebrities evacuated from London's Cuckoo Club last night after shooting broke out . Some Samaritan cursed with good taste was either gunning for her or KImberly Stewart, whose trampy ass was up in there as well.
Sienna Miller was among those evacuated from one of London's most fashionable nightclubs early today after reports that an air gun had been fired by one of its revellers.
A photographer received a wound to the head after he was allegedly shot at outside the Cuckoo Club in Mayfair.
Clubbers including Miller and Camilla Fayed were escorted out of the venue after police cordoned off the area and searched for the gunman. Witnesses claim the shots were fired following an altercation between a clubber and the paparazzi outside the club at 2.40am.
The guy with the air rifle wasn't caught. Also in attendance were Bob Geldof's daughters Peaches and Pixie. Jesus, my condolences for those names. Feed the world, psychologically abuse your child? First the Kid's Choice Awards now the London club scene. Is there anywhere left safe in the world for beautiful (usually), vapid, and famous people to get coked up and screw in the coat room without bullets whizzing by? Someone should start a charity.
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I hope the dude that got shot is okay. But who is this dumbass who missed such a golden opportunity to rid the world of Sienna Miller? If he got the trial moved to Pittsburgh, he'd never be convicted.
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April 5th, 2007, 10:33 AM
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Is Sienna and Kimberly more valuable to society than the rest of the club goers?
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April 5th, 2007, 10:35 AM
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Opportunity knocked and was let go. Shame.
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April 5th, 2007, 10:38 AM
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Geeze, I hope nothing really happens to either of them....I think these comments are in extremely poor taste. JMO.
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April 5th, 2007, 10:45 AM
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^^ Yes, that is what they do, right, club? Are there any other contributions to society I'm unaware of?
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April 5th, 2007, 11:00 AM
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an air gun?? i've been hit (repeatedly) by one of these before, it's like being hit during paintball.
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April 5th, 2007, 11:06 AM
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You know what?
I'm really going to say nothing.
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April 5th, 2007, 11:20 AM
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a bb gun? sheesh - fuck 'em. I wouldn't stop partying because somebody shot a bb gun!! I've been shot with them and I've shot several of my brothers with them... pussies!
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