From Anna Nicole Smith's diaries: lesbian pics, S&M and more

[buttmunch]

April 5, 2007 -- IN life Anna Nicole was larger than life, but even from The Beyond she's got a star turn. Her baby Dannielynn's paternity fight continues. Her Bahama house ownership fight continues. Her multimillion-dollar inheritance fight continues. Her trailer-park family's fight continues. Monday sister Donna Hogan arrives. It's dinner with publisher Michael Viner at the Waverly Inn, then the p.r. blitz for their Phoenix book "Train Wreck."


Wait. You in a hurry? There's more. Remember I first told you of Anna Nicole's so-called Lost Diaries, which eventually brought $600,000? Those where she was still writing in her Vickie Lynn Smith name? Recording how she and her mummy got drunk together? Talking of drugs as a kid? Wondering how, while married to Howard Marshall, who might have gotten her pregnant? I now tell you there are more. More so-called Lost Diaries, which are now the suddenly surprisingly so-called (wow-ee!) Just Found Diaries and dated later in time.


As before, provenance is guaranteed by auction experts Global Authentication Inc. As before, it's the same dudes Steven Woolf and Thomas Riccio, of UniversalRarities.com, peddling them. They nailed the original stuff when a Hollywood memorabilia dealer bought the load years before for zero money after it was discarded someplace and when Anna was not yet a big deal, and he went squirreling in his files when she became front-page. So how, who, from where did these new Lost Diaries emerge? Hey, don't ask. And will additional Just Found but previously Lost Diaries come to light? Hey, don't ask.


Anyway, these come with stories and/or actual photos of Anna:


* Doing It with a female.

* Going at it with an inanimate object.

* Enjoying a little nice recreational S&M.

* Having sexual parties with mummy nearby.

* Getting beaten.


While most of civilization doesn't until now know of their existence, they'll go up in a blind bid on eBay. So far more than 50 bidders, including a men's magazine, are in the running.

These two nice guys are looking for, give or take a few bucks, a million dollars.


With all the activities in which her body's lower half was engaged, it's amazing how the upper half managed to find time to write diaries. Anna Nicole, hon, we hardly knew ye.
ANNA NICOLE'S LIFE STILL A TRAIN WRECK By CINDY ADAMS - Cindy - New York Post Online Edition

Man, the jackals are circling, eh?

[DitaPage*]

Its not surprising.

[greysfang]

I had a feeling more diaries would show up.

[buttmunch]

How fast do you think the pics of her and the inanimate object will be on thet net?

[greysfang]

Well, someone will create some if no real ones are forthcoming...

[aabbcc]

Going at it with an inanimate object.

Because NO ONE has ever before masturbated with a sex toy or whatnot. Sheesh.

[buttmunch]

Well, not with a photographer around...

[crackho]

A person's sexual exploits/tastes/desires are his or her own business, not to be judged by anyone (unless children, animals or unconsenting adults are involved....). But why, why why would anyone be foolish enough to document it - unless that was part of the fantasy/fetish?

[sweetrebel]

Well, we all know she wasn't known for making good, healthy choices...

[lisalucy69]

When she was alive, she always seemed to crave attention, even if it wasn't good attention. She is probably turning in her grave to know she's now getting more attention dead than she did alive.

[goldengirl]

why don't they let the woman rest in peace?

[smle4medaddy]

I feel sorry for the kid, she will never have a normal life!!!

[bite me spidey]

I'm not surprised by anything anymore.