Raging douche Mel Gibson threatens small business

**greysfang** · March 29th, 2007, 11:08 AM

Mel Gibson successfully got a beer from a small Danish brewery banned, because it was named after his film Braveheart." Mel was angry that they used "his name" and threatened to sue if they didn't pull it. Of course, the small business followed his orders.

The brewery's 72-year-old owner Keld Andersen didn't want to give in, because he didn't think Mel owned the copyright to that name. Braveheart was the name of a Romanian King from the 15th Century and the name of a 1920s silent film.

Kurt said, "I was certain I had a good case against those big guys in Hollywood, but evidently it wasn't enough. Gibson gets his way and the brewer admits defeat. There's nothing we can do so we'll stop making the Braveheart beer."

Mel probably took in the remaining bottles of beer for "evidence." Doesn't Mel have something better to do than sue an old man? Kurt should've changed the beer name to "Bravefart."

What a jerk. Why doens't Mel ever pick on those who can fight back?

**Grimmlok** · March 29th, 2007, 11:09 AM

"Raging Douche"

Brilliant.

Oh, and Mel Gibson can go suck a fuck.

**Gum Dumpster** · March 29th, 2007, 11:16 AM

Maybe Mel's just trying to slowly transition us back to not hating him. This time there was no antisemitic remarks yelled, next time his victim won't be an old man. Before you know it he'll just be a typical jerk, then back to on set prankster and then we'll all love him again.

**litupgirl** · March 29th, 2007, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

"Raging Douche"

Brilliant.

Oh, and Mel Gibson can go suck a fuck.

I love you Grimmlok! Your satirical wit truly inspires me and makes my day.

Oh, and this crazy nut fuck needs his white jacket back.

**AgentOrange** · March 29th, 2007, 12:17 PM

Did anyone hear about his outburst at Cal Tech? He was addressing an audience made up largely of meso american descent. When a prof questioned him about the portrayel of Mayans in the movie, he told her to "f#ck off, lady". He ended the meeting by telling meso americans that they could "make their own damned movie". People were escorted out shaken and in tears. At least they didn't have to call in grief counsellors!

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