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    Default The real Kate Moss

    This is from Lainey about a Brit who actually ran into kate and Pete at a party and recounts the tale in his new book. Hilarious!

    The Real Kate Moss?


    I love Simon . He’s a nasty bitch but his candor is endlessly entertaining. And seriously…what’s so enjoyable about someone who says nice things about all people all the time? Simon is Simon because he’s mean but also because you thought it too.

    Same goes for Piers Morgan, former UK tabloid editor, celebrity judge on America’s Got Talent - a thousand axes to grind, now trying to be a celebrity in his own right. And so he’s publishing his diary entries…and the one below about his encounter last October with Kate Moss and Pete Doherty is F*CKING HILARIOUS!

    Take with a grain of salt? Sure, absolutely, entirely up to you. But there is something in his description that rings SO true, particularly the way he says Kate was curled up into a little ball, writhing and shaking and guzzling greedily from a bottle of champagne – I believe every word… read for yourself:

    I've never quite got the Kate Moss thing. How this stroppy, pinch-faced little coke-snorter from Croydon ever made it to become the world's No. 1 supermodel is quite beyond me. But even that is not as incomprehensible as her obsession with that filthy, talentless junkie Pete Doherty.
    'Kate Moss? She's a paranoid drunk with spots'
    So when I found I was at the same party as them tonight, I was intrigued. It was a stunningly glamorous masked ball in an extraordinary gothic villa in Twickenham, attended by the most beautiful crowd imaginable, and I spent a happy hour flitting around various themed rooms.
    Then a jittery PR woman marched up and demanded: "Could you move? Kate and Pete want to come through here, but they're terrified of you."
    "Kate and Pete who?" 'You know who." Of course, silly me. But why so 'terrified'? Perhaps they think I'm still editing the Mirror, which exposed Kate's drug problem last year.
    A photographer told me they were in the karaoke room and I headed down there, sporting my Phantom-Of-The-Opera-style face mask, and found Kate, Pete and their ten-strong entourage sprawled across some leather sofas.
    Kate was curled up into a little ball, writhing and shaking and guzzling greedily from a bottle of champagne. She looked tiny, pimply, wide-eyed, and had a nose like Danniella Westbrook's.
    Pete was not much bigger, wearing black goggles and a coat in the hot room, and swaying from side to side as the entourage guffawed at every word he slurred.
    This was supposed to be the personification of crazy, fun-loving, rock 'n' roll, A-list cool, but instead I observed a joyless, pathetic scene of self-absorbed artificiality.
    Then, with wonderful irony, Itchycoo Park by the Small Faces - chorus: "It's all too beautiful" - started playing on the karaoke machine.
    Pete grabbed the microphone and started singing. Well, when I say singing, I mean he began emitting a tuneless, whining noise more akin to a live lobster being brought to the boil.
    I assumed it was a wind-up and laughed, but it wasn't. Kate flashed me an angry stare: there was a nonworshipper in the room.
    Pete was shambling around like a hyena on acid. He looked dirty, sweaty and puffy-cheeked, and he was murdering the song with every agonising groan he made. Yet Kate and the entourage cooed and drooled as if they were having a collective orgasm.
    Then Pete bumped into a wall and I laughed louder, provoking another ferocious stare from Kate, which made me laugh even louder. And if you laugh that loudly while wearing a mask then eventually you need air. I dropped the mask.
    Kate saw my face and gasped in horror. "Oh f***king hell, what is he doing in 'ere?" she snarled in a rough South London twang. "Just get 'im out," she shrieked.
    A security man ran to my side: "I'm sorry, Mr Morgan, but you must leave the party."
    "Er, why?" "Because there have been complaints about you."
    "But I haven't said or done anything, this is not a private room, and it's not their party, is it?"
    "No, sir, but you're still going to have to leave."
    I left the masked ball, frogmarched out, to the cheers and jeers of the entourage.
    But I'm glad I've finally met Kate Moss, because at least now, when people ask me what she's really like, I can answer with some authority: "Well, just as I thought, she's a drunken, foul-mouthed, ill-mannered, paranoid Croydon girl with a cocaine-desecrated hooter and spots.
    "And Pete's a filthy, talentless junkie who can't sing."
    As for me, well I learned once again that there is no greater truism than, "If you lie down with dogs, you get fleas."

    The book is called Don't You Know Who I Am? Insider Diaries Of Fame, Power And Naked Ambition by Piers Morgan, clearly a must read.

    Thanks Emily!


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    This is priceless and completely unsurprising. Thank you Piers. Reminds me exactly of about 20-40 people I unfortunately encountered back in my Marin County days.

    I hope Kate's little girl's father has his head on straight. :shudder:

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    Thanks for this!

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    Just what most of us thought.

    This is my favorite photo of the real Kate Moss.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    Thanks for THAT!^

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    So hooter doesn't mean the same thing in England as it does in the US then?


    I love this guy. He was great on that terrible talent contest show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    So hooter doesn't mean the same thing in England as it does in the US then?


    I love this guy. He was great on that terrible talent contest show.
    Oooh! NO!
    Your hooter is your nose, which is probably why we find "Hooters" so funny!

    I have an article in Grazia re: The Prefect Ms Moss (please note the sarcasm) That I'll scan & post here if you give me a few mins.....

    Not as funny as Piers, but here for what its worth...



    The article from Grazia said "when Kate was spotted shuffling down Oxford Street early one morning with Pete Doherty & a half drunk bottle of screw top wine, it wasn't her finest hour. blah, blah, blah". It was an article of being 30-40 & behaving like a pissed-up 20 yr old.
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    As far as Kate goes, she has some natural ability as a model, and apparently airbrushing and photoshop do wonders for her. Pete is just beyond disgusting. They're so trying to be Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg, and it just ain't gonna happen, folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvira View Post
    Just what most of us thought.

    This is my favorite photo of the real Kate Moss.
    holy fuckin' shit elvira! that is way tooo scary for this early hour in the morning!! ! I never understood her either, but she's been thrown in our faces so much that she becomes appealing from shear oversaturation...its sad but true.

    as for kate and pete; they're probably the only 2 narcissistic ppl who can stand one another so thats why they're always back together. sounds like my personal life actually

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    Oh, Alice, give yourself some credit. It can't be that bad.

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    well yeah i dont have a delapitated coke-nose and my nickname ain't Cocaine-Kate! so yeah, it could be worse

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    :handsonhips: but what about the male life form??!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mira View Post
    :handsonhips: but what about the male life form??!!
    ... well.... my momma told me that if I couldn't say anything nice, not to say anything at all!!!

    So here are my comments on the male thing!


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    Piers Morgan is kind of known for being a complete twat, although I don't doubt what he says. He and Kate Moss have been embrouled in a long time fued as well...I wonder what she has to say about him? I've seen him in interviews before he went to the States to make his fortune and he was a self-absorbed asshat personified.
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    She may be anything he says,even worse,but that woman is nothing but perfect in her work.
    That is why at her age and in spite of her life choices,she is still nr 1.

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