Wedding bells for Jessica Simpson and John Mayer?

Blackberry · March 23rd, 2007, 03:51 PM

It's an unlikely pairing, but apparently he's found his soul mate: he had wanted to have "a wife, a home, a degree of stability" before he turned 30 - just six months from now! - says the source. "the clock is ticking for him!"

Expect a low-key proposal and a traditional, intimate wedding when their schedules clear up, adds the source. john is on tour to promote his latest cd, continuum, until aug. 8, while jess is gearing up for another movie (the details of which have yet to be announced) right after wrapping up on her upcoming romantic comedy blonde ambition. once the lovebirds tie the knot, don't be surprised if a little one is on the way! "she has finally found someone she wants to start a family with," a friend of jess tells star. "being a mother is at the top of her list."

Story from STAR magazine recent addition.

cataroo · March 23rd, 2007, 03:53 PM

enctpc · March 23rd, 2007, 03:55 PM

I suppose marriage is the next step in the charade.

lurkur · March 23rd, 2007, 04:03 PM

These two make Tom & Kat(i)e look like Cinderella and Prince Charming.

Stes-a-bee · March 23rd, 2007, 04:05 PM

i wonder if he's going to have to sign a contract like Nick did. then maybe they'll do a reality t.v. show! YEA i would def. watch that! *thats sarcasm people*

greysfang · March 23rd, 2007, 04:06 PM

Not buying this story. We'll see how it goes.

bite me spidey · March 23rd, 2007, 04:07 PM

I'll eat my leg if that's true.

VenusInFauxFurs · March 23rd, 2007, 04:14 PM

I'm not buying it either. If she does re-marry I hope that she doesn't whore it out on some dumb tv show again.

Elisa · March 23rd, 2007, 05:02 PM

Am I the only one who thinks this is a really mismatched pair? Wasn't there a time that he not only denied dating her, but actually made fun of the prospect of dating her?

I love his voice, but I don't think he has any personality whatsoever. He always looks bored - with or without Jess. She is just dumb. If they are seriously commiting, the sex has got to be fantastic. I can see no other explanation for going through with it.

sweetrebel · March 23rd, 2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lurkur

These two make Tom & Kat(i)e look like Cinderella and Prince Charming.

Really? I don't see that...I see a couple who happens to be photographed all the time...the last time they were dating, he supposedly couldn't handle the paps and I can't say that I blame them...
Seriously, show me the similarities with them and TC and KH...

aabbcc · March 23rd, 2007, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elisa

She is just dumb. If they are seriously commiting, the sex has got to be fantastic. I can see no other explanation for going through with it.

Can dumb people have fantastic sex?

lurkur · March 23rd, 2007, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetrebel

Really? I don't see that...I see a couple who happens to be photographed all the time...the last time they were dating, he supposedly couldn't handle the paps and I can't say that I blame them...
Seriously, show me the similarities with them and TC and KH...

I meant that in the sense that JS & JM appear so DISinterested in each other that even TomKat looks like they're madly in love in comparison!

mtlebay · March 23rd, 2007, 07:51 PM

Wonder if Papa Joe's responsible for this rumor to ressurect his daughter's 'career'.

sweetness · March 23rd, 2007, 07:58 PM

Why does she feel the need to jump into another marriage so soon?

Hopefully John will come to his senses and drop her like a sack o' potatoes.

LynnieD · March 23rd, 2007, 08:13 PM

Give me a fucking break seriously. How far are they actually willing to take this?? I mean, will there be 'showers' and 'bachelor parties'?? ? Cuz we know there won't actually be a freaking wedding...no f-ing way.