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    ROD Stewart says he doesn't do cocaine anymore because it's just not as pure as it used to be. The rooster-coiffed crooner, 60, longs for the days when dealers didn't mix the drug to maximize profits. "I don't know why anyone would want to take coke now," Stewart tells contactmusic.com. "It was different in my day, because it was all so much purer. Now these dealers mix it with salt, washing powders, anything they can get their hands on. Kids just don't know what they're taking."
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    This is truly a moment for the Quizzical Dog:




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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    oh man that thing is so cute!

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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    Love the quizzical dog!

    Kudos to Rod for having such high standards.
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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    he's prolly right!!!

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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    Drug dealers usually diluted hard drugs. Less for more. Rod probably needs a shitload of coke to get high.

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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    Now I can rest better knowing that Rod doesn't do coke anymore. What a guy!

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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    This is a very interesting variation on the
    "they don't make them like they used to" lament.
    Cars don't last as long...fridges burn out more quickly...
    cocaine and other drugs are mixed with laundry detergent--HUH?

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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    You'd think someone with celeb money would be able to get their hands on the good shit. Of course there's a lot of cheap shit out there now, to get/keep more people using. duh.
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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    Yea, but Rod, POT is now wayyyy more powerful than it was back in the 60's thanks to some genetic engineering. So why not give that a whirl??

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    Default Re: Rod Stewart says coke just ain't what it used to be

    Not only is coke not what is used to be, but Rod himself certainly is not what he used to be either. *crusty old addict*

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