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    Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, is to be released from prison tomorrow, following a two-year stint stemming from a DUI charge. Unsurprisingly, Michael found the Lord behind bars, and he's now vowed to devote his time and energy to helping others. First act of selfless charity: pitching the most unlikely reality show idea ever to what will almost certainly be deaf ears.

    "Michael Lohan is a changed man," says the show's producer Brett Hudson, who along with Lohanís mother has been the only one to keep in regular contact with Lohan in stir. "I've spoken to him often and I know it.


    "But heís still Michael in more than one way. Heís still very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads.
    Great idea, Michael. How about you go get lost on a desert island and we'll send the camera crews and the Hiltons and the Simpsons later, OK? Ask the Lord to send you a clue while you're out there.

    Meanwhile, Lindsay and her mom are still constantly shopping in NYC.

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    I wonder how long it will take him to sell his story about how much he loves LiLo etc etc. Expect an E! News Special within the week

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    Are they going to have automatic weapons - that'd be kewl

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    Joe Simpson on a desert island with his busty daughter ... a dream come true for the old skeez.

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    "But he’s still Michael in more than one way. He’s still very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads


    OMG is the reality show going to be rated R 18+ and have a clause that advises viewers not to attempt this in real life, as this has show was done by professionals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    Are they going to have automatic weapons - that'd be kewl
    i like it

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    no wonder Hohan is so screwed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soth View Post
    Are they going to have automatic weapons - that'd be kewl

    No no, close combat, please. Scratching, biting, hair pulling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    No no, close combat, please. Scratching, biting, hair pulling.
    Shhh! Or you'll get Cynic all excited again!

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    including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads
    Creepy Pa Simpson would be the first person to sign up for this.

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