March 12th, 2007, 10:02 AM
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JLo and Marc Anthony on the Rocks
March 12 2007 7:55 AM
Jenny from the Block and her warlock husband Marc Anthony aren’t as magically in love as their public facade would have you believe. According to Page Six, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are lovey-dovey in public, but insiders say they’ve hit a rough patch in their marriage. “There was a fight on New Year’s Eve… There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.” A friend of both said, “They fight, sure, but everyone fights.” A rep for Lopez said, “They’re fine.”
I heard they argue about his insisting she call him “Morlune of the Shadowed Remains” while they’re doing it. And about his love of Brylcreem and all things greasy and unattractive. Being legally tethered to the ugliest man on Earth isn’t exactly a basket of fucking fruit, you know. It’s more like a big basket of “Magic: the Gathering” and “regret.”
JLo and Marc Anthony on the Rocks at Yeeeah!
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March 12th, 2007, 10:20 AM
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Is anyone really surprised? I don't see how they could stand each other this long.
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March 12th, 2007, 10:27 AM
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^I think she would have walked a while back but the embarrassment
of having another failed marriage made her stay put.
I guess Marc's ex wife will have the last laugh.
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March 12th, 2007, 12:00 PM
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^^I agree. She would have given up a while back, but she needs to save face.
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March 12th, 2007, 12:06 PM
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In addition to looking embalmed, Marc seems like a controlling asshole.
Not a good combo.
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March 12th, 2007, 01:09 PM
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She's just getting bitchy because he's running out of lifeforce for her to suck.
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March 12th, 2007, 02:15 PM
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I've noticed that he has looked increasingly worse ever since he married her. They both seem like controlling ego-maniacs. I doubt life with either one of them is that great.
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March 12th, 2007, 03:06 PM
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This is sad. J.Lo seems to have everything except true love. She doesn't seem to be too lucky when it comes to men. Hopefully though this is all just speculation and they're going strong. Time will tell!
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March 12th, 2007, 03:17 PM
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I almost feel out of my chair laughing when Joan Rivers interviewed them briefly on the red carpet:
Joan: I hope you two stay together forever because I think you make a wonderful couple!
Jennifer & Marc: ::Smiling:: ... long awkward pause... ::walks away from Joan::
^ They didnt look happy together and looked almost afraid that thier actions/face would give them away infront of Joan Rivers! It certainly left an impression on me that this was NOT GOOD...
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March 12th, 2007, 03:28 PM
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^^Haha! Loves me some Joan Rivers!
Not surprised....and loving it. What a joke.
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March 13th, 2007, 11:52 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Seapharris7
I almost feel out of my chair laughing when Joan Rivers interviewed them briefly on the red carpet:
Joan: I hope you two stay together forever because I think you make a wonderful couple!
Jennifer & Marc: ::Smiling:: ... long awkward pause... ::walks away from Joan::
^ They didnt look happy together and looked almost afraid that thier actions/face would give them away infront of Joan Rivers! It certainly left an impression on me that this was NOT GOOD...
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I missed ALL of these....
"Report: Trouble in paradise for JLo, Skeletor
Singers Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony put on a good front in public, but insiders say the marriage is, like a good Scotch, on the rocks.
One insider says it's not looking good for JLo and her controlling hubby, saying that marital bliss for the two is going up in smoke, since lately they've been fighting quite a bit.
They even had a dust-up on the very first day of 2007. Always a good sign. Says the insider: "There was a fight on New Year's Eve."
Another nosy snoop reports: "There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue."
And what might that issue be?
Well, says this fly on the wall, the issue was Marc's utter lack of interest in backing up his wife in public. JLo got up to talk about her upcoming album, but there was a noticeable undercurrent of tension going on between her and the hubby.
Says the insider -- JLo said: "This is my dream and Marc and I worked so hard on this album...Marc, would you like to say something?" Marc stared at his wife coldly and said "No," then looked away.
Way to go, Marc! That's absolutely the way to keep your woman happy. Especially if that woman happens to be a proud, ambitious Leo like JLo. Yes, indeed, lionesses love it when you toss cold water all over their big dreams and make them look like idiots in public. They love it.
One of the major issues they've been caught fighting about is starting a family -- the ambitious JLo reportedly keeps putting off a pregnancy to concentrate on her career, while the evidently very busy Marc already has four kids with two other women.
So, see, it's not like he lacks ambition -- he's just ambitious in, er, other directions."
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March 14th, 2007, 05:12 AM
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Marc seems to adore her imo, however Jennifer can do so much better. Not to be mean but how the hell does she manage to have sex with this guy without cringing?
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March 14th, 2007, 08:06 AM
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I don't get this marriage, anyway. There's something fishy about it. Maybe I think that because all Scientologists are sinister.
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March 14th, 2007, 08:13 AM
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I think she is mad because she is infertile and he could get anything that walks by him pregnant.
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March 14th, 2007, 08:17 AM
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Quote:
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I think she is mad because she is infertile and he could get anything that walks by him pregnant.
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i think that there could be more truth in that than we think, she could be majorly resentful as she keeps whittering on about wanting kids.... You'd've thought that she's've shut up & got IVF etc by now.... (hell if Tom Cruise can manage it...)
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