March 4th, 2007, 11:31 AM
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http://femalefirst.co.uk/entertainme...son-31172.html
Jessica Simpson: 'I'll Never Be Caught Panty-less'.... Jessica Simpson will never get caught without underwear like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, because she always covers up her private parts.
The actress/singer is astonished so many young celebrities have been snapped panty-less, and would be horrified to find pictures of her genitals splashed across magazines and the internet.
Simpson says, "I don't understand what's going on with that. I'm the kind of girl who always puts my hand between my legs when I'm getting out of a car if I'm wearing a short skirt. I always wear underwear. It's a personal rule."
((We can only thank the Lord for that.....))
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March 4th, 2007, 11:38 AM
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Okay Jessica. I'm sure you'll change your opinion when you stop bringing in money and PapaJoe tells you to do otherwise.
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March 4th, 2007, 11:47 AM
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... would be horrified to find pictures of her genitals splashed across magazines and the internet.
I would be horrified as well. There are some things we just don't need to see.
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March 4th, 2007, 12:01 PM
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Quote:
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... would be horrified to find pictures of her genitals splashed across magazines and the internet.
I would be horrified as well. There are some things we just don't need to see.
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you took the words right out of my mouth
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March 4th, 2007, 12:59 PM
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her dad is probably dissapointed....just kidding lol
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March 4th, 2007, 01:00 PM
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This is the first intelligent thing I've ever heard her say.
Thanks for keeping your panties on, Jessica! 
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March 4th, 2007, 01:02 PM
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I really really really hate the word 'genitals' 
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March 4th, 2007, 01:20 PM
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She'll never be caught panty-less because her dick and balls might fall out..
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March 4th, 2007, 01:22 PM
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It's really not that hard not be photographed without your knickers on.
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March 4th, 2007, 01:43 PM
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Underwear helps contain all the little critters crawling around up there in Jessica's crotch from scuttling across the room.
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March 4th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMoog
Jessica Simpson says, "I'm the kind of girl who always puts my hand between my legs."
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March 4th, 2007, 01:46 PM
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She'll never be caught pantyless, because Papa Joe comes out of her bedroom closet every morning to personally put them on her...slowly...one leg at a time!
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Last edited by kitten33 : March 4th, 2007 at 02:30 PM.
Reason: spelling error
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March 4th, 2007, 04:34 PM
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Can't these stars come up with something more interesting like "I just don't understand that Paris Hilton. If I had herpes like her I wouldn't keep receipts laying around in storage lockers for Valtrex prescriptions."
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March 4th, 2007, 04:39 PM
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I have to give it to Jessica, she's never been too slutty, not in the paris hilton way at least. I've never even see her wear something very revealing in public- we haven't seen her nipples yet either.
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March 4th, 2007, 06:15 PM
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^^ITA. Even with the whole dumb blonde act, and her unfortunate habit of letting her daddy run her life, she's never been slutty.
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