The fake couple-Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

CRAZY 'N' NUTS · March 2nd, 2007, 05:11 AM

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Jessica Simpson went to NYC to watch her man, John Mayer, in concert at MSG last night. The pair later partied at Stereo.

He is so sending negative body language !

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aabbcc · March 2nd, 2007, 05:19 AM

"Would you move the fuck over and quit hanging on me!"

redcat · March 2nd, 2007, 05:43 AM

He looks like JLo's husband

bella · March 2nd, 2007, 05:50 AM

He does!

Mel1973 · March 2nd, 2007, 05:58 AM

He also has a sprinkling of Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty looks wise....

JuicyLucy · March 2nd, 2007, 06:18 AM

These photographs prove that Jessica Simpson hasn't had PS. She's just one of those girls that looks entirely different with make-up, expressions and lighting. I know girls like this, i'm someone like that. As for them being a 'fake couple' we already knew that. I'm sorry but Nick Lachey is waaaay better looking than John Mayer.

Blackberry · March 2nd, 2007, 06:45 AM

Alot of guys to that. For them, showing any kind of emotion means they're gay or just not machos.

I've seen other photos of them, they seem like a real couple to me.

bella · March 2nd, 2007, 06:47 AM

Her nose looks like a penis. I still think she had a lot of plastic surgery.

CRAZY 'N' NUTS · March 2nd, 2007, 06:48 AM

In every photo they take together, John looks really uncomfy. Meanwhile Jess has this fake 'look at me, I'm so happy expression'

I don't buy it

silver024 · March 2nd, 2007, 07:04 AM

^me either...and he does really look like marc anthony

sputnik · March 2nd, 2007, 07:08 AM

if she dyed her hair brown to look like less of a bimbo, it's not working...

Mel1973 · March 2nd, 2007, 07:17 AM

yeah, well we all know it wasn't the hair that made her look stupid anyway. she should get her face stapled shut, that would help a little.

darksithbunny · March 2nd, 2007, 07:30 AM

I think she dyed her hair because he likes brunettes. They now look even more like brother and sister.

Amberstone · March 2nd, 2007, 08:09 AM

It's amazing how much more beautiful some people can look with some bleach. She now looks average.

bella · March 2nd, 2007, 08:11 AM

Makes me seriously consider going blonde!

March 2nd, 2007, 05:58 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mel1973 Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cuntopia Posts: 33,413	He also has a sprinkling of Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty looks wise.... __________________ if you cant speak english take lessons! if you cant think on your own, blame yourself! And in both cases, dont ask questions whos answer is above what you can fetch! ┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ Schließen Sie Ihr Fickloch...

March 2nd, 2007, 06:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
JuicyLucy Elite Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 2,770	These photographs prove that Jessica Simpson hasn't had PS. She's just one of those girls that looks entirely different with make-up, expressions and lighting. I know girls like this, i'm someone like that. As for them being a 'fake couple' we already knew that. I'm sorry but Nick Lachey is waaaay better looking than John Mayer. __________________ Dont Feed The Models JuicyLucy

March 2nd, 2007, 06:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
CRAZY 'N' NUTS Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,383	In every photo they take together, John looks really uncomfy. Meanwhile Jess has this fake 'look at me, I'm so happy expression' I don't buy it __________________

March 2nd, 2007, 07:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
silver024 Elite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,601	^me either...and he does really look like marc anthony __________________ http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s...ley_cheers.gif I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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sputnik Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: fellow traveller Posts: 36,157	if she dyed her hair brown to look like less of a bimbo, it's not working... __________________ I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld

March 2nd, 2007, 05:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
aabbcc Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Watching the sun set over Lake Superior. Posts: 16,623	"Would you move the fuck over and quit hanging on me!"

March 2nd, 2007, 05:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
redcat Silver Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Eastern Europe Posts: 509	He looks like JLo's husband

March 2nd, 2007, 05:50 AM	#4 (permalink)
bella Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,445	He does!

March 2nd, 2007, 06:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Blackberry Elite Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Land of Oz Posts: 3,110	Alot of guys to that. For them, showing any kind of emotion means they're gay or just not machos. I've seen other photos of them, they seem like a real couple to me.

March 2nd, 2007, 06:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
bella Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,445	Her nose looks like a penis. I still think she had a lot of plastic surgery.

March 2nd, 2007, 07:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mel1973 Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cuntopia Posts: 33,413	yeah, well we all know it wasn't the hair that made her look stupid anyway. she should get her face stapled shut, that would help a little. __________________ if you cant speak english take lessons! if you cant think on your own, blame yourself! And in both cases, dont ask questions whos answer is above what you can fetch! ┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐ Schließen Sie Ihr Fickloch...

March 2nd, 2007, 07:30 AM	#13 (permalink)
darksithbunny Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 11,021	I think she dyed her hair because he likes brunettes. They now look even more like brother and sister. __________________ "Didn't Happen!"~Judge Judy

March 2nd, 2007, 08:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
Amberstone Bronze Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 135	It's amazing how much more beautiful some people can look with some bleach. She now looks average.

March 2nd, 2007, 08:11 AM	#15 (permalink)
bella Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: England Posts: 2,445	Makes me seriously consider going blonde!

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