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Old March 2nd, 2007, 06:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The fake couple-Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

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Jessica Simpson went to NYC to watch her man, John Mayer, in concert at MSG last night. The pair later partied at Stereo.

He is so sending negative body language !



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Old March 2nd, 2007, 06:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 06:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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He looks like JLo's husband
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 06:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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He does!
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 06:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He also has a sprinkling of Johnny Depp and Pete Doherty looks wise....
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These photographs prove that Jessica Simpson hasn't had PS. She's just one of those girls that looks entirely different with make-up, expressions and lighting. I know girls like this, i'm someone like that. As for them being a 'fake couple' we already knew that. I'm sorry but Nick Lachey is waaaay better looking than John Mayer.
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 07:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Alot of guys to that. For them, showing any kind of emotion means they're gay or just not machos.

I've seen other photos of them, they seem like a real couple to me.
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 07:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Her nose looks like a penis. I still think she had a lot of plastic surgery.
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 07:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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In every photo they take together, John looks really uncomfy. Meanwhile Jess has this fake 'look at me, I'm so happy expression'

I don't buy it
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^me either...and he does really look like marc anthony
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if she dyed her hair brown to look like less of a bimbo, it's not working...
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yeah, well we all know it wasn't the hair that made her look stupid anyway. she should get her face stapled shut, that would help a little.
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I think she dyed her hair because he likes brunettes. They now look even more like brother and sister.
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It's amazing how much more beautiful some people can look with some bleach. She now looks average.
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Old March 2nd, 2007, 09:11 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Makes me seriously consider going blonde!
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