February 28th, 2007, 09:28 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 18,418
|
Heather Mills Assures Us Her Leg Won't Be Flying Into The Audience
Filed under: Dancing With the Stars , Heather McCartney
Heather Mills realizes that people have many a question about how she'll fare on Dancing with the Stars seeing as one of her legs isn't biological. She says that she's got it under control. Discussing whether her prosthetic leg might come off while she's competing, Mills - whose left leg was amputated below the knee after a 1993 motorcycle accident - tells TV's Extra, "I'm quite happy to be thrown around, and hopefully my leg will stay on." But don't worry, she says: "It's very unlikely my leg is going to fly off, although it would be quite funny. I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."
Heather went on to say that she's not banging her dance partner, and that her stint on the show will be like a "holiday" for her because of all the negative press she's getting in Britain. She's trying to get every last drop of Beatles money she can out of Sir Paul McCartney, and the country hates her. Seriously, she gets death threats. They like that piggish racist chick on Big Brother UK more than her. And that heifer was under armed guard.
A Socialite's Life
|
|
|
February 28th, 2007, 10:42 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: England
Posts: 26,703
|
I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."
__________________
"How much fucking shit is there on the menu and what fucking flavour is it?"
|
|
|
February 28th, 2007, 10:57 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Gold Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 1,076
|
Maybe she just uses the strap on during special occasions? I hear she is saving it for her court date with Sir Paul, apparently she wants to fu&% him good, or his money anyway.
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 12:00 AM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,511
|
I know Heather has a strap on but what about her leg?
__________________
Dont Feed The Models
-JuicyLucy
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 12:07 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 4,185
|
maybe she'll skip the strap and use the leg as her gimmick to keep her in the game- she could take that baby off and twirl it around.... or shimmy it about a little during dips
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 12:14 AM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,511
|
Next thing you know you'll be able to buy Heather Mills prosthetic leg on ebay.
__________________
Dont Feed The Models
-JuicyLucy
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 08:44 AM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 3,434
|
I heard she was dropping the "Lady" from her name (which she is entitled to use up until the divorce is final). It sounded like she might be doing the right thing for once, but turns out the reason she's doing it is because any money she earns using McCartney's name won't be solely hers!
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 08:50 AM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 3,175
|
not sitting in the front row during that performance
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 09:52 AM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 18,418
|
Do you think she just used to use the "strap-on" on Paul on their "special occassions"?
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 10:28 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 3,395
|
Quote:
|
Heather went on to say that she's not banging her dance partner
|
Because anyone cares?
Seriously, someone needs to snatch her strap on and smack this bitch out into left field.
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 10:31 AM
|
#11 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Midwest
Posts: 8,570
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honey
I'll have a strap on which I wouldn't normally in every day life."

|
I second that
Who is her partner?
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 11:04 AM
|
#12 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 18,418
|
Dunno but "Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno, boxer Laila Ali, former basketball star Clyde Drexler and actor Vincent Pastore, who played gangster Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on " The Sopranos," are also in the cast."
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 11:04 AM
|
#13 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Cuntopia
Posts: 20,194
|
I thought Big Pussy wasn't going to do it now?
__________________
"Beyonce is a fast-moving ball of weave and destruction"
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 02:23 PM
|
#14 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 18,418
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mel1973
I thought Big Pussy wasn't going to do it now?
|
I hate you being right ALL the time!!!! 
Vincent Pastore, better known for his character on The Sopranos, has quit Dancing With the Stars after one week of training. According to Vincent, he wasn’t prepared for the strenuous nature of the competition. The 60-year-old baby says, “When I initially committed to joining Dancing with the Stars I didn’t realize just how physically demanding it would be for me,” Pastore said in a statement. “Unable to put forth my best effort, I felt it appropriate to step aside and give someone else the opportunity.”
Ironically, he played Salvatore ‘Big Pussy’ Bonpensiero on The Sopranos. I don’t know what the future holds for him. I can only imagine days of indigestion, insulin shots and heavy panting after standing up. Without people like Vincent Pastore, “quitter” would never be in the dictionary. For that, I salute him.
Vincent Pastore lives up to his name - The Blemish
(In my defence I don't even think that they show it over here....)
|
|
|
March 1st, 2007, 02:47 PM
|
#15 (permalink)
|
|
Elite Member
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Cuntopia
Posts: 20,194
|
I only know that because I was at my son's baseball practice last night and looking at the entertainment section on my phone and it said "Big Pussy says No dancing" and the title caught my eye.
and based on that article you posted, sounds like they aptly named his character..
__________________
"Beyonce is a fast-moving ball of weave and destruction"
|
|
|
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:10 PM.
|