Michael Jackson to join the Jacksons' tour

**MaryJane** · February 26th, 2007, 07:45 AM

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FALLEN superstar Michael Jackson has agreed to a comeback tour with the Jackson family, it was claimed yesterday.

Jackson's sisters Janet and Rebbie, along with brothers Jermaine, Randy, Marlon, Tito and Jackie met him in Las Vegas to finalise their plans.

According to celebrity columnist Roger Friedman, they decided to make it a family tour because Jacko has been unable to land a deal as a solo artist.

It is also a boost for the rest of the family with Janet Jackson's recent records flopping and the others never finding the same success they had with the Jackson 5.

Friedman said: "A successful Jackson family tour could change everything for Michael. It would also be a financial boon to a family that needs cash in a hurry."

Jacko 47, has not appeared in concert since 2001, following child abuse allegations, and is said to be millions of dollars in debt.

Mirror.co.uk - Showbiz - MICHAEL TO JOIN JACKSON TOUR

crackho · February 26th, 2007, 08:44 AM

The thought of watching Michael singing "ABC" with his brothers is more than I can bear....I hope they play old footage in the background of the old Michael, so everyone can laugh at how he has fucked up his face.

Grimmlok · February 26th, 2007, 08:46 AM

"That's ignorant, you're being ignorant!"

..hehehe

aabbcc · February 26th, 2007, 08:53 AM

He's hideous. Someone should put a big plastic bag over his head.

Grimmlok · February 26th, 2007, 09:01 AM

Nice choice, most people would have gone with paper but you want him dead

crackho · February 26th, 2007, 09:40 AM

I didn't know Mary Tyler Moore got another face lift!

Palermo · February 26th, 2007, 10:09 AM

Roflmao!

cataroo · February 26th, 2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmlok

Nice choice, most people would have gone with paper but you want him dead

Why not?? He pretty much already looks dead!

Sojiita · February 26th, 2007, 11:37 AM

Plastic bag. Heavy duty 3 mil. very tight and strong drawstrings. Hands tied behind back.

sluce · February 26th, 2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sojiita

Plastic bag. Heavy duty 3 mil. very tight and strong drawstrings. Hands tied behind back.

what, no cement blocks and water involved?

moomies · February 26th, 2007, 02:06 PM

I think you guys are closeted MJ fantards...it's ok, show your love.

greeneyedbeauty · February 26th, 2007, 02:11 PM

^I am a fan. haha
I really liked him back in the day and I still love listening to his old songs.

cheray · February 27th, 2007, 01:50 AM

Very interesting, considering with al the surgery he has had done to his caricature of a face, I really doubt he can move his facial muscles very well and will be hindered with singing. I know what I am talking about as I found it hard to hit high notes and strain my face to do it without the sutured muscles pulling painfully. (Forehead lift I am talking about specifically.) Oh and one small facelift 4 years ago. Perhaps Michael will jsut stand centre stage and let the "love" wash over him as he imagines the standing ovations. He will not need to sing. He will not need to dance. He WILL need an ambulance after he faints from the pelting of fruit and paint balls if he ever dares get up on a stage again and pretend to be something other than what we all know him to be. Would anyone really pay to see this mockery? The Jackson 5 ?? I mean what the hell? Isnt he a creeped out paedophile?

JuicyLucy · February 27th, 2007, 02:10 AM

If I had to compare his looks to someone i'd say, Janice Dickenson. What about you?

aabbcc · February 27th, 2007, 05:59 AM

Isnt he a creeped out paedophile?

Yes, he is.