February 19th, 2007, 01:57 PM
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Interns at the View were forced to lube Star Jones's thighs
Interns Help Star Stay Moist
CREAMY THIGHS Jones
Jon Stewart has just one piece of advice for college students hoping to land an internship with Star Jones: Bring leg cream. Or so he told her former View-mate, Today Show host Meredith Viera, last night on The Daily Show. According to Stewart, a Daily Show production assistant suffers flashbacks from her days interning under Jones at the ABC gabfest, where she was saddled with the unfortunate task of moisturizing her legs with lotion. Worse yet, said Stewart, "This is back when she had thighs." A visibly uncomfortable Viera tried to defuse the situation by pretending that there's nothing unusual about having an underling massage your legs with cream (the crowd moaned), but finally admitted, "I think it's wrong, if it's true."
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin.............. 
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February 19th, 2007, 02:02 PM
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I now have the most horrific image in my head of some hapless young intern brandishing a lotion bottle between Star's then-massive thighs. Make it stop!
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February 19th, 2007, 02:04 PM
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....they do not print enough money......
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February 19th, 2007, 02:06 PM
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Penske material!
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Lol, oh yuck!
That's something I might omit from the resume. Poor kids. Star sounds like a maniac.
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February 19th, 2007, 02:13 PM
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Nasty!!!
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February 19th, 2007, 02:15 PM
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Get the hell outta here....seriously??
Wow...I need to go bang my head against the wall for a few hours, maybe I will be able to process this after.
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February 19th, 2007, 02:22 PM
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That's just... I don't know. How far up your own ass do you have to be to even think that's an acceptible request.
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February 19th, 2007, 02:28 PM
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One of the most disgusting things I've read in a while. Ugh.
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February 19th, 2007, 02:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cynic
....they do not print enough money......
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Word. 
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February 19th, 2007, 02:44 PM
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Well, you know she couldn't get Big Gay Al to do it, so ... 
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February 19th, 2007, 02:44 PM
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I wonder if their interns are paid or not?
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February 19th, 2007, 03:20 PM
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"but finally admitted, "I think it's wrong, if it's true."
I don't believe a word of it.
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February 19th, 2007, 03:27 PM
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.....oh, no, it's true.....the Church of Homosexuality Is a Sin are sending over their "problem parishioners" in hopes of "turning them into heterosexual women"......they figure one or two sessions with Star and her lotion will change them and make them see men as sexually attractive.....
.....if you believe any of the above.....I've got some nice wetlands for sale......
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February 19th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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I would have put Icy Hot in that lotion.
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February 19th, 2007, 03:31 PM
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