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Thread: Interns at the View were forced to lube Star Jones's thighs

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    Default Interns at the View were forced to lube Star Jones's thighs

    Interns Help Star Stay Moist
    CREAMY THIGHS Jones
    Jon Stewart has just one piece of advice for college students hoping to land an internship with Star Jones: Bring leg cream. Or so he told her former View-mate, Today Show host Meredith Viera, last night on The Daily Show. According to Stewart, a Daily Show production assistant suffers flashbacks from her days interning under Jones at the ABC gabfest, where she was saddled with the unfortunate task of moisturizing her legs with lotion. Worse yet, said Stewart, "This is back when she had thighs." A visibly uncomfortable Viera tried to defuse the situation by pretending that there's nothing unusual about having an underling massage your legs with cream (the crowd moaned), but finally admitted, "I think it's wrong, if it's true."
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    It rubs the lotion on it's skin..............

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    I now have the most horrific image in my head of some hapless young intern brandishing a lotion bottle between Star's then-massive thighs. Make it stop!

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    ....they do not print enough money......

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    Lol, oh yuck!
    That's something I might omit from the resume. Poor kids. Star sounds like a maniac.

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    Nasty!!!
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    Get the hell outta here....seriously??

    Wow...I need to go bang my head against the wall for a few hours, maybe I will be able to process this after.

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    That's just... I don't know. How far up your own ass do you have to be to even think that's an acceptible request.
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    One of the most disgusting things I've read in a while. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic View Post
    ....they do not print enough money......
    Word.
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    Well, you know she couldn't get Big Gay Al to do it, so ...

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    I wonder if their interns are paid or not?

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    "but finally admitted, "I think it's wrong, if it's true."

    I don't believe a word of it.

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    .....oh, no, it's true.....the Church of Homosexuality Is a Sin are sending over their "problem parishioners" in hopes of "turning them into heterosexual women"......they figure one or two sessions with Star and her lotion will change them and make them see men as sexually attractive.....

    .....if you believe any of the above.....I've got some nice wetlands for sale......

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    I would have put Icy Hot in that lotion.

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    "The howling backwoods that is IMDB is where film criticism goes to die (and then have its corpse gang-raped, called a racist, and accused of supporting Al-Qaeda)" ----Sean O'Neal, The Onion AV Club

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