"SHARON Osbourne has launched her most foul-mouthed attack yet on Madonna, accusing the pop queen of looking like "an old hooker".
The X Factor judge laid into the 47-year-old for constantly swapping her image and becoming obsessed with the Kabbalah religious sect.
Sharon, 53, stormed: "It's like dressing up with her.
"One day you're in f***ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a f***ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a f***ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again."
Her rant continued: "For f**k's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent.
"You can't be all things to everyone and true to yourself. I don't care who you are." Mocking Madonna's country house image and lesbian kiss with Britney Spears in a pop video, Sharon spat: "You can't one day be in Horse And Hound and the next in Dyke Weekly."
Sharon, married to rocker Ozzy, said Madge had no business writing "silly" kids' books - and acting prim by not letting her kids watch TV.
She went on: "Oh that's f***ing ridiculous, crap, f*** off - what a load of b*****ks!" The rock boss, recently voted Most Popular Expert at the National TV Awards, hissed: "And writing those painful silly books and reading them to your kids! If my mum came to me with a book like that I'd say, 'F***ing stick it up your a***'. F***ing English Roses - b*****ks."
Sharon has a long history with the Material Girl. Last month she said she'd "like to punch" Madonna, calling her "full of s***".
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Sharon also explained how she spent £3million on cosmetic surgery "to fit in".
She said: "People have no idea how much flippant remarks about overweight people hurt. People feel sorry for drug addicts but they don't feel sorry for food addicts.
"People react to me differently now. Before, I would have doors slammed in my face, 'Hmph, fat cow!' Unfortunate, but true.
"I just wanted to fit in. Now I'm confident. If you're confident, it draws people to you"."
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