Heather Mills to join Dancing with the Stars?

Otaku · February 13th, 2007, 08:02 PM

SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY's estranged wife HEATHER MILLS has reportedly signed on to tango on hit US reality TV show DANCING WITH THE STARS. The one-legged former model-turned-activist will replace SHARON OSBOURNE in the upcoming TV contest, which will also feature former 'N SYNC star JOEY FATONE, BILLY RAY CYRUS and MUHAMMAD ALI's daughter LAILA ALI. Insiders tell US TV show ACCESS HOLLYWOOD Mills will donate her earnings from the show to an animal welfare charity.

SIR PAUL MCCARTNEY - HEATHER MILLS TO DANCE WITH THE STARS

Picara · February 13th, 2007, 08:11 PM

Oh my. Can she do all that? They have some complicated dance routines. Interesting!

lurkur · February 13th, 2007, 08:18 PM

No way.
Well, at least some animals might benefit from it.

Laurent · February 13th, 2007, 08:22 PM

She'll be busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Da-dum.

I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Sleuth · February 13th, 2007, 08:25 PM

i'm impressed by her courage to do something that would be difficult for people with both legs.

crackho · February 13th, 2007, 08:28 PM

I want to say something nice. I really do. But.....

Well, at least she doesn't have two left feet.

Picara · February 13th, 2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Sleuth

i'm impressed by her courage to do something that would be difficult for people with both legs.

Me too. I remember one of the contestants at the point of tears because it was so difficult. I'd be pretty impressed.

lurkur · February 13th, 2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crackho

Well, at least she doesn't have two left feet.

Does she have one??

aabbcc · February 14th, 2007, 07:21 AM

Since when is Ho-ther a star?

Aella · February 14th, 2007, 07:27 AM

This can be the fodder for so many bad jokes.

Yoko Ono · February 14th, 2007, 07:29 AM

That sounds like an attempt at sarcasm by Letterman.

It's even funnier if the story is true!
I have visions of a leg flying off during a spinning around move.
(God, wouldn't it be hilarious!)

Okay, I'm being boitchy. Time to say something nice.
Ummm...........

HWBL · February 14th, 2007, 03:44 PM

Dancing with the stars, huh? I thought one of her claims against Macca was that she was barely able to walk and had to crawl up a flight of stairs? (Yeah, I know, right after having had an operation, but still). There goes a few tens of millions right off her divorce settlement. Let her dance for her bucks

Born In A Brothel · February 14th, 2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by crackho

I want to say something nice. I really do. But.....

Well, at least she doesn't have two left feet.

Would the term "break a leg" apply or is that reserved for theatre?

Bellatheball · February 14th, 2007, 04:04 PM

OMG, can you imaging? Vegas oddmakers would probably have something going to see when she'd first fling off her leg and knock someone upside the head with it.

southernbelle · February 14th, 2007, 04:06 PM

I really don't think she'd be physically capable of performing routines at the same level as the other contestants. It's good that she wants to make the effort, but I feel like I'd be embarrassed for her if I watched.