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    "SOMETHING About Mary star Cameron Diaz has revealed her "blonde" credentials with a ditzy theory on why she's always late.

    The 33-year-old told MTV's TRL: "I exist on another time schedule and it's 15 minutes later than everybody else. But that's it, I don't go over that. I think it's rude to be on time."

    So far, so goodish. But not even Professor Stephen Hawking, author of boffin bestseller A Brief History Of Time, could explain Cam's next bit of Hollybabble.

    "I was 3 weeks late being born. That's 5 minutes for every week so it doesn't matter if I get up 2 hours early and I'm ready to go an hour before I'm supposed to be there"."

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    I fear I have encountered a language problem in this part:

    "I was 3 weeks late being born. That's 5 minutes for every week so it doesn't matter if I get up 2 hours early and I'm ready to go an hour before I'm supposed to be there"

    Could any native English speaker please explain me what she meant?
    Many thanks.

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    Her sense makes no English!

    Plus she's an ugly spotty bint - sorry had to get that in there!!
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    She needs to be late so she can get her concealer and trowel out

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    ^^ Ye and she still looks like shite
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    im really amazed that some producer or director still wants to hire this bitch.
    Shes ugly and talentless. her success is something ill never understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunaShar View Post
    im really amazed that some producer or director still wants to hire this bitch.
    Shes ugly and talentless. her success is something ill never understand
    Because she can suck a washing machine
    through a garden hose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan View Post
    Because she can suck a washing machine
    through a garden hose.
    So true! Thats probably why she's always 15 minutes late! How else does she get taxi's everywhere even though she never carries her purse with her!
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    What is a bint? Where does that word come from
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlasticGirl View Post
    What is a bint? Where does that word come from
    Um, It's hard to explain. Its an English slang term. You know one of those words that you yourself know what it means but you cant explain it? Or maybe I don't know what it means. Its basically not a nice word to call a woman but not grossly offensive.

    Dictionary def:

    n. Chiefly British & Offensive.
    A woman or girl.

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    I can tell she's not late due to spending an inordinate amount of time on her appearance!
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    that answer proved once again she is just an idiot that gets paid a lot to say something when asked a question... personally i think i may have said .. i didnt notice the time... i apologize

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    i sense coke/heroin-snorting.

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    I'm late more than I'd like, but that usually has to do with trying to get a teenager out the door on time. She waits until I'm ready to go to get ready, I swear.

    Anyway, urbandictionary:
    bint:
    English slang for a whore or bitch. Similar to a tart.
    "Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail

    A colloquial word for slag, tart, bimbo, a girl not well liked, etc
    15 year old Rose was a bint! She went out with a 23 year old bloke!

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