February 6th, 2007, 03:12 PM
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John Mayer gave one female fan a special treat on Saturday night by climbing down into the audience during an Oklahoma show and giving her a birthday kiss. The singer was playing a concert in Oklahoma City and paused between songs to comment on the various signs held up by audience members.
He said to one female fan, "Yours is a little bit more complex, multifaceted. 'Sweet 16 and never been kissed. Wanna be my first?'"
Mayer paused, and then jumped down from the stage to the delighted screams of fans. He then went into the crowd and gave the birthday girl a quick kiss. After climbing back onstage, he said, "Alright... Congratulations. Happy birthday."
Mayer's rumored girlfriend Jessica Simpson, who joined him on tour earlier in the week, was not at the concert to witness the kiss.
John Mayer Gives Teenage Fan Her First Kiss - Starpulse News Blog
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February 6th, 2007, 03:13 PM
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ewwwww.
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February 6th, 2007, 03:14 PM
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Ewwwww. Simpson cooties.
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February 6th, 2007, 03:15 PM
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It's not really a first kiss without tongue.
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February 6th, 2007, 03:16 PM
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i think john mayer is really hot for some reason, wouldn't mind kissing him.....wish he wasnt with simpsonbitch though lol
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February 6th, 2007, 03:17 PM
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Hell no, never!
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February 6th, 2007, 03:18 PM
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I think he's sexy.
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February 6th, 2007, 03:34 PM
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I wonder what Creepy Pa Simpson will do when he hears about this. I think the conversation will go something like this:
Joe: DAMMIT, JOHN!! How could you CHEAT on Jessica?! That little 16 year old is nowhere near as sexy as Jess. When Jessica was 16 she already had D cup tits.
John: Well, since we're not ACTUALLY dating...
Joe: This is just unacceptable. I demand that you do an interview with a big magazine - like People- about what a great lover Jessica is. Don't forget to mention her DD tits- Sweet Jesus those babies are amazing!! Remember, you two are "in love," so make it believable or I'll tell everyone the dirt that I have on you. I'm also going to need you to pay me a fine of $150,000. Kissing someone else is in violation of our agreement. You can make the check out to Joe Simpson. Oh, and I think you owe it to us to back up Jessica's claims that you two are getting married-
John: Married?! What the fuck? Jessica does know that you orchestrated this relationship, right????
Joe: SHHHH!! For Christ's sake, she'll hear you!!
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February 6th, 2007, 03:44 PM
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Ewwwww. Simpson cooties.
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Exactly, I'd rather have died at the nunnery as an never been kissed, never been fucked virgin than risk catching those babies.
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February 6th, 2007, 04:20 PM
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February 6th, 2007, 06:42 PM
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I don't like Mayer at all but I think this is really sweet. I don't think that many celebrities would be willing to do something like that for a fan.
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February 6th, 2007, 06:50 PM
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It's not really a first kiss without tongue.
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^^Exactly. It doesn't count!!!
Although that girl is still lucky...
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February 6th, 2007, 06:54 PM
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I go back and forth on John Mayer. I can't decide if I find him attractive or not. On one hand, I find him kind of creepy, but then creepy isn't always a bad thing. For some reason, I don't think he's all that into Messica.
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February 6th, 2007, 09:47 PM
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He's not handsome, but he's sexy IMO. I love his music though, so maybe that makes a difference.
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February 7th, 2007, 06:15 AM
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John is not as gross as people are saying he is, nor is he hot. I guess the main reason people dislike him is because he is dating Jessica, actually that's a good enough reason for me as well
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