LOL at the thread title!
OH HAPPY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Back off bitches, Ryan is MINE!!!!Canadian lovebirds Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have ended their relationship.
Sad.
The pair - who had been dating since 2002 - broke up briefly this past summer, only to reconcile weeks later.
Their reps said in a joint statement on Friday, "Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette have mutually decided to end their engagement. They remain close friends and continue to have the utmost love and admiration for each other. They ask that their privacy be respected surrounding this personal matter."
Predictable.
We want an announcement that reads, "We broke up. And we never wanna speak to each other again!"
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FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I never liked these two together....so, since I didn't like it, I'm glad. Because it's all about me here.
Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore Alanis' work, but I never liked them together and she is NOT cute. I've always admired Ryan for not going for a trophy woman though.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
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I like Alanis and all but...they just didn't seem to mesh well together.
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
It was so weird.... I was listening to the radio and one of Alanis' songs came on. Suddenly, I started thinking about her relationship with RR, odd pairing after all. Whether or not it was going to last and all....
Then that night I found out they broke up. It was funny to me anyway.
Soon we'll be able to see who he's had lined up.
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My Posts Have Won Awards. Can Any Of You Claim The Same? -ur_next_ex
"I don't have pet peeves. I have major psychotic fucking hatreds, okay". ~George Carlin
^^ good call
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Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
mmm shirtless rippped ryan goodness. Perfect way to see out a sunday afternoon.
I like Alanis though. And 99% of people I know think I look like her so....
"Don't think that sticking your boobs out and trying to look fuckable will help. Remember your in a rock and roll band. It's not "Fuck Me", It's "Fuck You!"
Chrissie Hynde
I respect Ryan a LOT more having a nice decent girl like Alanis and not a barbie hoochie from Hwood.
That being said, Im glad they're broken up. Cause its also all about me.
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