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Thread: Matt Dillon doesn't like Marilyn Manson

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    Default Matt Dillon doesn't like Marilyn Manson

    A kertuffle exists between Marilyn Manson and Matt Dillon, who are said to often encounter each other’s presence at various Hollywood shindigs. Manson apparently always greets Dillon with a “Hello,” and Dillon never dignifies him with a response. Beyond the obvious creep factor associated with manson, what gives? From Pop Bitch, we receive the duly desired explanation:

    The feud dates back to a party in Los Angeles a couple of years ago. Manson went to the toilet to take a pee and, mid-stream, decides to spit his chewing gum into the urinal. Somehow he misses, and the gum sticks in his pubic hair. Perturbed, Manson wanders back into the party and asks if anyone has a pair of scissors on them. Matt Dillon replies that he has a pair in his bag and would be happy to lend them.

    So Manson wanders off and carefully cuts the gum away from his penis. When he brings the scissors back to Dillon, the actor gets curious, and asks why the singer needed them. Embarrassed but amused, Manson decides to explain. At that point Dillon cuts him off with a look of disgust… and has not spoken to him since.


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    oh god, that is hillarious.
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    I would have told Marilyn, "You can keep the scissors".

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    Well come on, it's kinda funny... Dillon sounds like a princess.

    Personally, I would have laughed my ass off about it and then had a drink with the guy to laugh more. It's not that big a deal.

    Besides, why was Dillon carrying around pair of scissors anyway?
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    No, it's not really a big deal, and not worth stewing over for 2 years.

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    Guys with no sense of humor are as dull as dirt.

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    Funny Story

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    I don't know any guys who carry scissors around, unless they are attached to a Swiss Army knife.

    For that matter, I don't know any guys who carry "bags" with them to a party, either.

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    Well, he is a princess. LMAO

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    OMG that's fing hilarious. I'd have told him to keep the damn scissors.

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    The story sounds made up, but it's hilarious nevertheless.

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    Very funny, but made up. Why would anyone carry scissors around with them, man or woman? Bag or no bag? It's odd.

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    Yeah, gotta be made up. There's no way Manson has pubes. No doubt he shaves off all his body hair.

    F'ing hilarious though!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
    Yeah, gotta be made up. There's no way Manson has pubes. No doubt he shaves off all his body hair.

    F'ing hilarious though!!!
    I didn't even think about that!!! There is no way on earth that man has pubes!! Good point, sweetness

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    who the fuck give a shit about any Dillion?!

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