Oh, fucking PUKE!
Are they insane. Wait, what am I saying? Of course they are!
TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!!!!
Oh, fucking PUKE!
Are they insane. Wait, what am I saying? Of course they are!
That's all this fat midget needs for his ego. His block head is gonna explode!
This is........ yeah.......... I'm so stunned I don't know what to say.
Let the photoshopping begin, all across teh internets.
"I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
Emma Peel aka Pacific Breeze aka Wilde1 aka gogodancer aka maribou
Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
They made up a new title for Tom because they need more cash from him.
Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >
yeah, i want to see him get crusified and then see his resurrection on the third day. well see if will be called "christ"....
The Passion of the Crazy. I can't believe this, geez I can't stand the Co$.
Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.
Wow. Just...wow. Her poor parents. Can you imagine what they must think of all of this?![]()
Just when you think that crew couldn't get any freakier....
Hahaha this is hilarious! Tom is nuts if he believes this..
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
You KNOW that he believes this shit - he's as crazy as a shit-house mouse.....
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Just wait until Jenna Elfman's wee one is born...if it's a boy it'll be the new-born messaiah of scientology.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on
There is a huge Scientology Center right in the heart of Dupont Circle in DC. I have pleaded and begged friends to go in with me to see how far we could get without paying anything....just for fun. But everyone is sure that we will get brainwashed or something. I hear there are tapes of Ravolta and other stars....
The house and property are beautiful - It really should be turned into condos.
^^ you should start squatting.
Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.
I just read this on Drudge and about choked... Are you kidding me? They are so delusional it's not even funny. I'm speechless.........
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