January 23rd, 2007, 12:06 PM
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Church leaders: Tom Cruise is 'Christ' of Scientology
TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.
The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.
And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.
A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.
“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING NUTS!!!!
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:08 PM
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Oh, fucking PUKE!
Are they insane. Wait, what am I saying? Of course they are!
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:12 PM
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That's all this fat midget needs for his ego. His block head is gonna explode!
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:20 PM
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This is........ yeah.......... I'm so stunned I don't know what to say.
Let the photoshopping begin, all across teh internets.
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:23 PM
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They made up a new title for Tom because they need more cash from him.
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:25 PM
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yeah, i want to see him get crusified and then see his resurrection on the third day. well see if will be called "christ"....
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:33 PM
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The Passion of the Crazy. I can't believe this, geez I can't stand the Co$.
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January 23rd, 2007, 12:38 PM
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Wow. Just...wow. Her poor parents. Can you imagine what they must think of all of this? 
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:08 PM
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Just when you think that crew couldn't get any freakier....
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:09 PM
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Hahaha this is hilarious! Tom is nuts if he believes this..
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:10 PM
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You KNOW that he believes this shit - he's as crazy as a shit-house mouse.....
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:12 PM
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Just wait until Jenna Elfman's wee one is born...if it's a boy it'll be the new-born messaiah of scientology.
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:12 PM
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There is a huge Scientology Center right in the heart of Dupont Circle in DC. I have pleaded and begged friends to go in with me to see how far we could get without paying anything....just for fun. But everyone is sure that we will get brainwashed or something. I hear there are tapes of Ravolta and other stars....
The house and property are beautiful - It really should be turned into condos.
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:19 PM
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^^ you should start squatting.
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January 23rd, 2007, 01:35 PM
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I just read this on Drudge and about choked... Are you kidding me? They are so delusional it's not even funny. I'm speechless.........
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