Jessica Biel gets her freak on

**greysfang** · January 22nd, 2007, 09:45 AM

Jessica Biel is a Freak

In their "The Eyes Have It" section, E! Online reports that Jessica Biel is awesome:

...Jessica Biel, rumored gf of Derek Jeter and Esquire's 2005 Sexiest Woman Alive...picked out a pair of remote-controlled vibrating panties along with some other stroke-ready toys from Booty Parlor at the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge in the Hollywood Hills.

If I had to think about Jessica Biel in a pair of vibrating panties for too long, I could put my hands on hips and lift up a car. If I was Derek Jeter, I'd retire right now and never leave the house. That is, unless he's a pussy. Jessica needs a real man like me. Don't take my word for it, just ask the bear I beat up that one time. Legend has it we wrestled for thirty minutes, but it was really more like twenty minutes. Sorry if that disappoints you Jessica, but I just can't live this lie anymore.

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/index.html

I hope I'm never famous for anything, it would suck to have news like this out there.

**Mel1973** · January 22nd, 2007, 09:52 AM

I hate stories like this. If they followed every person around to the dildo stores, a hell of a lot of us would've been caught there. I've been in a couple myself - been to some weird dildo/sex-toy selling parties, so what? Saw these little blow-up sheep with mascara and lipstick on and little holes in their bottoms so that pervs could take advantage of them... almost bought a few of those to blow up and drop off in various offices at work but didn't...

**Picara** · January 22nd, 2007, 11:05 AM

I keep reading that she's gay, anyone else hear that? She is a gorgeous woman whatever the case.

**Mel1973** · January 22nd, 2007, 11:32 AM

I find her place plain (but natural) but she has got a hot body! I haven't ever heard that she is gay....

**Picara** · January 22nd, 2007, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

I find her place plain (but natural) but she has got a hot body! I haven't ever heard that she is gay....

I've read it here and at another board. I think rumors came about because of a photo of her kissing her friend, on the mouth.

**greysfang** · January 22nd, 2007, 11:52 AM

Yeah, plus she just patted maria Menudo's butt at the Golden Globes. I don't think she's gay, but ya never know...

**sophie** · January 22nd, 2007, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Picara

I keep reading that she's gay, anyone else hear that? She is a gorgeous woman whatever the case.

she is very butch-y to me. not to mention that she slapped someones ass at the globes....when ryan seacrest was interviewing her....she slapped the previous interviwees(i think it was menunous or longoria) ass and was like "that was a nice ass"...all manly like. i was like OMG this chick is sooooo gay....which of course doesnt make her gay, but it wouldnt suprise me.

**Dean James** · January 22nd, 2007, 01:20 PM

Originally Posted by Picara

I keep reading that she's gay, anyone else hear that? She is a gorgeous woman whatever the case.

I keep hearing that she's one of the starlets who's a lesbian, her and Anne Hathaway.

DitaPage* · January 22nd, 2007, 05:09 PM

I dont care if she's a lesbian, its pretty hot! She did tell Ryan Seacrest at the Globes she was with a friend and Ryan goes 'oooohh the rumours will start' and I laughed my ass off because this dickhead is so queer himself. I wonder where his boyfriend was that night.

**southernbelle** · January 22nd, 2007, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Dean James

I keep hearing that she's one of the starlets who's a lesbian, her and Anne Hathaway.

Anne Hathaway, definitely. I think without a doubt that she is. I don't think Jessica Biel is gay.

**sophie** · January 22nd, 2007, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty

I dont care if she's a lesbian, its pretty hot! She did tell Ryan Seacrest at the Globes she was with a friend and Ryan goes 'oooohh the rumours will start' and I laughed my ass off because this dickhead is so queer himself. I wonder where his boyfriend was that night.

hahaha...i totally forgot about that part Ryan tried so hard for like an entire minute to get her to come out....he was like "why did you bring a girl...are you gay"...or thats what he wanted to say. I wouldnt doubt it. Perhaps Ryan had heard, and wanted to ask her but was too chicken shit....i have to say hes always on top of his shit.

Dean James......Anne Hathaway....seriously....someone please tell me what gossip site i can read this off of dlisted, egotastic....OMG...Annie....whowouldathunkit.

**Dean James** · January 22nd, 2007, 06:34 PM

^^ It was something I heard, I can't find anything on the net about it. Was actual talking gossip, lol.

**JuicyLucy** · January 22nd, 2007, 06:39 PM

Gay or not, vibrating panties or commando, I like her and her masculine voice. I'd listen to it over Paris's fake, "i'm so innocent" voice anyday. Puh-lease, you've had half of LA in you.

DitaPage* · January 22nd, 2007, 10:04 PM

Paris' voice is a put on, how pathetic is she that she cant even speak naturally.

**ByRDi** · January 22nd, 2007, 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by sophie

she is very butch-y to me. not to mention that she slapped someones ass at the globes....when ryan seacrest was interviewing her....she slapped the previous interviwees(i think it was menunous or longoria) ass and was like "that was a nice ass"...all manly like. i was like OMG this chick is sooooo gay....which of course doesnt make her gay, but it wouldnt suprise me.

Now I don't know if I would do this to an interviewer, but I would definitely slap another girl's ass and tell her l it was hot, if I knew her well enough or the situation was playful. I have made out with girls (was going through a crazy stage after leaving an abusive, controlling man) and LOVE the female form, but am very far from gay.