Nicollette Sheridan's fake porn fury

[muchlove]

Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan is not a happy bunny.

She's so fed up with the glut of naughty internet sites publishing fake porn pics of her that she's thinking of setting her lawyers onto them.

According to men's mag Maxim, the 41-year-old actress is especially insulted by superimposed snapshots because the bodies used are much worse then hers.

She said: "You can't trust the internet. Someone told me there was this website with my head on other people's naked bodies doing lewd, crude, and totally unacceptable things.

"I guess at one point I've got to get around to suing them. But the real drag of it was that my body is much better than their bodies...

"My God, at least do me justice."

Quite.

And coy Nicollette is also keen to throw water over some other rumours doing the rounds...

"There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray.

"First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned."

Nicollette recently called off her engagement to Niklas Soderblom.

sky.com

[Grimmlok]

She said: "You can't trust the internet.

Thanks for the newsflash, Mistress Retard.

[SVZ]

put some freaking clothes on grimmlok. geeez people ARE watching you on here ya know?