January 18th, 2007, 03:28 PM
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It seems Playboy Magazine founder Hugh Hefner is ready to be a father again.
The wealthy 80-year-old says he’s considering giving one of his three live-in girlfriends, 26-year-old Holly Madison, the baby she desperately wants.
Speaking at the legendary Playboy Mansion in LA, he revealed: “I don’t know if at this age it is physically possible but we’ve certainly talked about it and it’s certainly a possibility.”
Hef, who has four children from previous relationships, added of blonde Holly: “She certainly has my heart, so maybe she’ll have my sperm too!”
The partying legend went on to explain how Viagra has revolutionised his love life.
“Viagra went on the market on my birthday weekend, three or four months right after the end of my marriage, it was a very nice birthday present!” he said.
“In reality I don’t think I could be living this life without it.” He may be an octogenarian, but Hef is refusing to slow down. “I think quite frankly that when you retire you’re asking for it,” he said.
“I think it is the combination of the life, the work and the play that keeps you young. That and making sure you have good DNA. If you want to live a long healthy life, pick your parents well!”
http://www.sgknox.com/2007/01/16/pla...-father-again/
I had no idea 80 years old people can still do that.
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January 18th, 2007, 03:30 PM
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The man is delusional. It's sad, really.
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January 18th, 2007, 03:33 PM
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Oh dear ...why?? surely his girlfriend would be better off finding someone a little younger
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January 18th, 2007, 03:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackberry
“She certainly has my heart, so maybe she’ll have my sperm too!”
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 I think Hallmark should make a card of this.
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January 18th, 2007, 03:36 PM
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Where is Dean? This is for her: Oh, JFC.
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January 18th, 2007, 03:40 PM
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isnt he 100 already??? that's sickening, who would want to do him..yuck
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January 18th, 2007, 03:40 PM
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Sickening and stupid.
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January 18th, 2007, 03:41 PM
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Poor guy. He still wants everyone to think that these woman are really in love with him. We'll see how much he loves them by the amount of money he leaves them in his will.
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January 18th, 2007, 03:42 PM
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Jeez people, I just ate lunch for crying out loud!
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January 18th, 2007, 03:44 PM
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Looks like it's turkey baster time again.....
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January 18th, 2007, 03:44 PM
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Poor guy. He still wants everyone to think that these woman are really in love with him. We'll see how much he loves them by the amount of money he leaves them in his will.
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I guess the one who wants to have his baby is counting on getting a huge chunk. $$$$
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January 18th, 2007, 03:48 PM
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Reading this made me gag.
Could you just imagine seeing Hef naked and coming (excuse the pun) towards you???
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January 18th, 2007, 03:55 PM
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EWWW!!! Just having to kiss the man would be grotesque enough. As for having to screw or have oral sex with him, there are no words..... 
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January 18th, 2007, 04:08 PM
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I never even thought about the ORAL... !!!
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January 18th, 2007, 04:11 PM
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Quote:
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Poor guy. He still wants everyone to think that these woman are really in love with him. We'll see how much he loves them by the amount of money he leaves them in his will.
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If Hef left every woman he ever slept with or had a "relationship" with, he'd be broke. The only people who will inherit anything substantial will be the kids he already has, NOT their mothers. The bimbos will get nothing.
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