Renee Zellweger and Luke Perry are probably having sex. According to the New York Post, the two were seen last week having an intimate dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar restaurant:
“They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees.”
This couldn’t have been the real Luke Perry, it had to have been some Luke Perry spirit/doppelganger. Seriously, no real man would hook up with Renee Zellweger. The bitch looks like a more transparent version of a ghost. I should be reading about her haunting little children’s dreams not about her going a date with a guy whose last paid acting role was during the Reagan Administration.
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