John Waters is a Kevin Federline Fan

**Dean James** · January 11th, 2007, 10:42 AM

Britney Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline, still has at least one fan: camp king John Waters. “You don’t see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch,” the director of “Hairspray” told the Canadian Press. “He’s been the gentleman since they split up.” Waters is such a Federline fan that he made his assistant buy the rapper’s CD for him. “She was so mad, she almost quit,” Waters said. “She kept saying: ‘I’m not doing it. Please don’t make me buy it.’ But she finally did. I consider it a prized possession; I haven’t even taken it out of the wrapper.”

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This cracks me up, only the king of camp would be KFed's #1 fan. And least someone bought his album!

**twitchy** · January 11th, 2007, 10:54 AM

But not to listen to if it's still in the wrapper. He's probably using it as a coaster.

**sweetness** · January 11th, 2007, 11:07 AM

I love John Waters, so I won't hold this against him.

**KrisNine** · January 11th, 2007, 11:28 AM

I grew up in Baltimore. John Waters is the King of Baltimore kitsch!

**glamazon** · January 11th, 2007, 11:36 AM

OMG, I just realized....

Britney doesn't want the kids....she wants Kfed to be the responsible father and take them off her hands and flash her junk in a box around town....

**sweetness** · January 11th, 2007, 11:38 AM

^^^ She's acting like a cat in heat sure enough.

**Dean James** · January 11th, 2007, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by sweetness

^^^ She's acting like a cat in heat sure enough.

omigod, that's the BEST description of her ever, she is totally acting like a cat in heat. They go crazy trying to get their poon plowed.

**sweetness** · January 11th, 2007, 11:43 AM

Yeah, ol' Brit's gotta beg 'em to come and get it!!!

**moomies** · January 11th, 2007, 01:33 PM

It would be as disgusting a sight if Kfed was photographed with a shaved bald wang

**sweetness** · January 11th, 2007, 01:36 PM

LOL

Well, he does kinda resemble one huge shaved bald wang and that's disgusting enough!

**darksithbunny** · January 11th, 2007, 02:20 PM

Yep. I agree with everyone who says she wants Kfed to take the kids. Maybe she is just one of those people who thought they wanted kids and then found it really wasn't for her. I know at least 2 couples like this and the father ended up being Mr. Mom.