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Thread: Kelly Osbourne wants to pose for Playboy

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    Default Kelly Osbourne wants to pose for Playboy

    KELLY OSBOURNE has revealed how she wants to bare all - as a Playboy covergirl.
    Rocker OZZY's 22-year-old daughter has slimmed from a size 14 to a striking size 10.
    And she believes the iconic mag is the perfect place to show off her new trim figure.
    Kelly told Closer magazine: "I'd love to pose for Playboy.
    "I'd definitely go fully nude - there's no point doing it otherwise."
    But she doesn’t have a man to show it to - and blames mum SHARON.
    She said: "Any guy I bring home is never good enough for my mother."

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007010261,00.html

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    I don't think anyone wants to see that.
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    Tell me she said it as a joke.

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    Uhhh, a size 10 is not a good size for Playboy. And I thought she gained all her weight back recently?
    All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.

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    I don't care what size she is ... no one wants to see her naked. Yuck.

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    She's not someone I would consider sexy or want to see in Playboy - same with Pink.

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    My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!

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    The sad reality these days is that if you are famous enough, some magazine will pay you big$$$$ to get naked and people will be curious enough to look.

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    To borrow from a certain ad campaign- the only time I want to see thighs that big is if they're breaded, fried, and in a bucket.
    Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by o0Amber0o View Post
    Uhhh, a size 10 is not a good size for Playboy.
    Maybe she means UK size 10? Not positive, but I think it's equivalent to a US size 6.

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    She's just a spoiled brat and she's famous because she's the daughter of Ozzy, not because of her skills.
    I suppose that the only thing she can do to keep popular is to undress and hope that an extremely good photographer will make her appear beautiful.

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    Hell, if Carnie Wilson can do it, why can't Kelly?

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    I've heard that Playboy airbrushes and/or Photoshops the crap out of pictures before they are published, anyway. I'm sure they could make Kelly look presentable.

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    Just knowing it was Kelly would turn me off even if she managed to airbrush her into looking good.

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