I don't think anyone wants to see that.
KELLY OSBOURNE has revealed how she wants to bare all - as a Playboy covergirl.
Rocker OZZY's 22-year-old daughter has slimmed from a size 14 to a striking size 10.
And she believes the iconic mag is the perfect place to show off her new trim figure.
Kelly told Closer magazine: "I'd love to pose for Playboy.
"I'd definitely go fully nude - there's no point doing it otherwise."
But she doesn’t have a man to show it to - and blames mum SHARON.
She said: "Any guy I bring home is never good enough for my mother."
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007010261,00.html
I don't think anyone wants to see that.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Uhhh, a size 10 is not a good size for Playboy. And I thought she gained all her weight back recently?
All you can do at life is play along and hope that sometimes you get it right.
I don't care what size she is ... no one wants to see her naked. Yuck.
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She's not someone I would consider sexy or want to see in Playboy - same with Pink.
My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!
The sad reality these days is that if you are famous enough, some magazine will pay you big$$$$ to get naked and people will be curious enough to look.
To borrow from a certain ad campaign- the only time I want to see thighs that big is if they're breaded, fried, and in a bucket.
Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.
She's just a spoiled brat and she's famous because she's the daughter of Ozzy, not because of her skills.
I suppose that the only thing she can do to keep popular is to undress and hope that an extremely good photographer will make her appear beautiful.
Hell, if Carnie Wilson can do it, why can't Kelly?
I've heard that Playboy airbrushes and/or Photoshops the crap out of pictures before they are published, anyway. I'm sure they could make Kelly look presentable.
Just knowing it was Kelly would turn me off even if she managed to airbrush her into looking good.
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