Ashlee's Daddy Loves It!!!

cocainekate · November 6th, 2005, 07:27 PM

Unconditional love!! WHOO!

PerezHilton.com:

It seems that Asslee Simpson's recent drunkcapade in a Canadian McDonald's was not an isolated incident. New evidence has been presented to PerezHilton.com that reveals that lil' Asslee may be enjoying her new ability to drink legally just a tad bit WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. And, the worst part is that her dadager, Papa Joe, may be turning a blind eye to all her "antics."

"Ashlee is seriously headed straight for rehab," an eyewitness who observed her at Ryan Cabrera's concert at the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip on October 19th tells PerezHilton.com exclusively.

"Ashlee and her dad were there. Before the concert, Ashlee was up in the balcony with her friends, getting totally drunk. A bunch of concertgoers saw her and starting singing her songs. Ashlee touched her heart and kept going "Aww, you guys!". Throughout the show, she chugged down a bunch of wine. She didn't even bother sipping it; she was tossing them back like shots. She and her friends were dancing around like strippers, bumping and grinding, right in front of her dad. Finally, when the show was over, she and her friends went out the front entrance and onto Ryan's bus. Only, it wasn't that simple. Ashlee was stumbling all over the place and laughing. She even fell on her butt in front of everyone. Finally, her friends had to practically carry her on the bus."

angelbaby65000 · November 7th, 2005, 09:00 AM

"Ashlee's Daddy Loves It"

Indeed.

The way he pimps out his girls for his own gain is creepy and weird. Greed can do nasty things to people.

Elisa · November 7th, 2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by cocainekate

Unconditional love!! WHOO!

PerezHilton.com:

It seems that Asslee Simpson's recent drunkcapade in a Canadian McDonald's was not an isolated incident. New evidence has been presented to PerezHilton.com that reveals that lil' Asslee may be enjoying her new ability to drink legally just a tad bit WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. And, the worst part is that her dadager, Papa Joe, may be turning a blind eye to all her "antics."

"Ashlee is seriously headed straight for rehab," an eyewitness who observed her at Ryan Cabrera's concert at the House of Blues on the Sunset Strip on October 19th tells PerezHilton.com exclusively.

"Ashlee and her dad were there. Before the concert, Ashlee was up in the balcony with her friends, getting totally drunk. A bunch of concertgoers saw her and starting singing her songs. Ashlee touched her heart and kept going "Aww, you guys!". Throughout the show, she chugged down a bunch of wine. She didn't even bother sipping it; she was tossing them back like shots. She and her friends were dancing around like strippers, bumping and grinding, right in front of her dad. Finally, when the show was over, she and her friends went out the front entrance and onto Ryan's bus. Only, it wasn't that simple. Ashlee was stumbling all over the place and laughing. She even fell on her butt in front of everyone. Finally, her friends had to practically carry her on the bus."

The title alone piqued my interest enough to come in here and check out the article. Totally different than what I was expecting to find.

JackoWakosNose · November 7th, 2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by angelbaby65000

"Ashlee's Daddy Loves It"

Indeed.

The way he pimps out his girls for his own gain is creepy and weird. Greed can do nasty things to people.

Teceth · November 7th, 2005, 05:59 PM

Umm, wasn't Poppa Joe a minister at one time?...or maybe he still is?...meh.

cocainekate · November 7th, 2005, 11:48 PM

Every day is a good day to rag on Joe's parenting skills. Wonder what the mother thinks. You don't hear much out of her.

MrsDark · November 8th, 2005, 08:43 AM

You wouldn't even know these girls had a mother. I think they keep her locked in the basement or something! I can't even remember what the bitch looks like. But I am more than familiar with pervy daddy's mug, as Jess is in more pics with him than with her own husband! That whole family is gross and icky. Maybe the mom is halfway normal and embarassed as all hell.

SVZ · November 8th, 2005, 08:47 AM

the mom looks like britney's mom. it's creepy

Tiara · November 8th, 2005, 08:51 AM

Hopefully the novelty of getting drunk legally will wear off, if it doesn't then she has a problem!

MrsDark · November 8th, 2005, 08:56 AM

Heck for most people I knew growing up, the novelty was worn off long before turning 21! Either that or turning 21 itself made the novelty non-existent. You're not a rebellious kid after that. Just a pathetic drunk. I'd probably drink too if I grew up in that family.

Tenaj · November 8th, 2005, 10:20 AM

I still cant get drunk in front of my own Dad, its just wrong for me. Even though I'm 23. I can't do it