December 29th, 2006, 08:22 AM
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SMOKING BRITNEY
Boogie-ing in the wee hours at hotspot Area, BRITNEY SPEARS accidentally lit the filter end of her cigarette – which flamed as she inhaled it.
Boogie-ing in the wee hours at hotspot Area, BRITNEY SPEARS accidentally lit the filter end of her cigarette – which flamed as she inhaled it. BFF PARIS HILTON, acting all shocked, gasped and told Pop Tart, “Ohmigod! Don’t you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts… and doing it more than once means you may never experience orgasm again!” Horrified, Britney wailed, “Oh, no!” For about 10 minutes, she kept asking everyone if they’d ever heard that – and what should she DO? Giggly Paris finally admitted she’d just been kidding… Helloooo!...“but I had you going, didn’t I?” Punk’d Brit gave Paris a fast slap on the arm, and the playful pals started girlie-wrestling.
Published on: 12/29/2006
Source: http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mikewalker/63741
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December 29th, 2006, 08:28 AM
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Oh for crying out loud ... is it just me or does she get stupider with every article? And what's with BFF Paris ... I thought they were on the outs?
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December 29th, 2006, 09:06 AM
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I don't want to ever hear the word orgasm and Twitney in the same sentence ever again. 
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December 29th, 2006, 09:13 AM
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^^
No shit...I was thinking about breakfast a few minutes ago but now? Not so much...
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December 29th, 2006, 10:36 AM
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is that why she goes out in the street looking like a whore to get laid!
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December 29th, 2006, 11:35 AM
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Sounds made up to me.
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December 29th, 2006, 11:42 AM
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It does sound made up, but I don't doubt that *hitney would fall for that.
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December 29th, 2006, 11:45 AM
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Something tells me this story is probably true!!
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December 29th, 2006, 01:04 PM
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who hears these dumb stories and figures its worth commenting on. the whole things is just ridiculous but we may all think Paris is an idiot, but she sure knows how to get her name out there. For better or worse, I am sure it helps her pocket book in the end. SO she will get the last laugh
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December 30th, 2006, 08:11 PM
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not when her sleeping around catches up with her..HAHAAHA
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December 30th, 2006, 08:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Voodoo Child
I don't want to ever hear the word orgasm and Twitney in the same sentence ever again. |
Me neither!
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January 1st, 2007, 07:01 AM
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Give me orgasm one more time, baby?
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January 1st, 2007, 08:53 AM
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i don't doubt the immaturity of Paris and Britney but this article sounds like bullshit.
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January 1st, 2007, 09:21 AM
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oh the stupidity, i can believe it. But wasn't Paris in Australia then..?
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